Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Cockspur

1. A thorny plant.

2. Knotted up male pubic hairs. The cockspur is a distant cousin to the dingleberry.

Your cockspur is beautiful. I can’t get mine to grow. I overwatered it.

I have so many cockspur I’m going to have to shave my pubes and regrow.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Extra Cheesy Taco

A smelly, dirty pussy that needs a good douche.

After that gang bang last night, my thighs were stuck together and I got an extra cheesy taco.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Beef Poppers

Fat, heavy hanging testicles.

I was sucking his beef poppers. What a mouthful.

I could feel his beef poppers smacking against my arse as he hit it from behind.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Tandoori Splatz

Firey, ass burning shits induced by eating too much spicy curry foods.

Whew! I'm sweating. This curry chicken is super spicy. Just wait. In about three hours your ass will be sweating with the tandoori splatz.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Busta Vein

To bust a nut. Blow ya load. Jizz. Cum.

Rachel sucked me so good she made me busta vein.

I was balls deep in her booty and I busta vein.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017

Baby Satchel

The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.

I shave my baby satchel.

She drained every drop from my baby satchel.

It’s so hot. My baby satchel is sticking to my legs.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Hanging Pickle

When your cock unknowingly sneaks out the side of your boxers while your lounging around watching Netflix.

Mom: Son you need to adjust
Son: What? Leave me alone I’m watching flix.

Mom: You got a hanging pickle.

Son: Shit!

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019