A Mud Room is most commonly used to refer to one's asshole, anus, rectum, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, turd cutter, poop chute, cable dropper, gravy blaster.
Roger was feeling extra horny this evening so he asked his girlfriend Tonya if he could spend a little time in her Mud Room. Tonya was more than willing and let Roger dive into her Juicy Brown.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
An extremely rough and vigorous hand job performed by your partner that is akin to a jackhammer like hand action. The element that makes it spicy is receiving this highly pleasurable act while watching a Sean Spicer press conference which adds to the anger filled intensity and roughnes and absolute pounding of both the cock and balls with every full stroke.
My grapes are so swollen and sore today braaahhh. I can hardly walk.
What gives?
Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.
What gives?
Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
Dude, does your girl still give you head now that she has braces? Hell yea. Now I just drop my oyster in her stainless steel sink.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2009
The act of defecting outside in a non-descript place such as an alley, a parking garage, behind a building or dumpster. While an everyday occurrence for the bums and homeless, an alley squat may be required by the refined and more sophisticated classes due to urgency and inability to make it to a proper facility.
Don’t take that back road as a shortcut. There are way to many alley squats back there. It’s stinks of hot, urine and shit.
After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.
After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
She kept on wanking my bald dog after I blew nut.
I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.
My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.
My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.
Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015
To frig the bean aka clitoris until it cums and better yet, squirts and soaks. Also applies to someone rubbing the clit and lending a helping hand.
I plan to drain the bean tonight. I’m so horny.
I love to use my new vibrator and drain the bean.
Rachel came several times last night when I gave her a hand to drain the bean.
I love to use my new vibrator and drain the bean.
Rachel came several times last night when I gave her a hand to drain the bean.
by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018