Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Spicy Taint Musk 

When your girl goes down on you and you surprise her with taint musk after several days of no ball washing. She promptly pulls up with a Trump Pucker face like she just sucked a hot, spicy sour pickle.

She didn't care for the spicy taint musk brooohhh. Ya should of seen that pucker.

Spicy Taint Musk by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Stool Face 

That undeniable facial expression that displays sheer pain and pleasurable release all at the same time when one is attempting and eventually passing a hard, crusty, constipated turd from one's ass.

I shot a selfie taking a dump this morning and captured my stool face.

Stool Face by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Pepper Curry Plug 

A day of bowel reconning that starts with a dump that feels like you are passing a tennis ball covered in 40 grit sandpaper. By the afternoon and after a spicy Asian lunch at Tropical Thai, you are trotting to the shitter to explosively release a wet, soft, burning, green curried demon from your lower intestine.

Dude do you happen to have any salve or tucks pads? I just had a Pepper Curry Plug and my oring is on fire and I'm pretty sure I got a hanging hemorrhoid as a result.

Pepper Curry Plug by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Chap Fap

Using a tube of Chapstick to slather and lube up your penis for a good old fashioned fap and wank.

Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.

Chap Fap by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Buttered Up

Well lubricated for sex or masturbation.

I can't rub one out unless I'm buttered up.

She was buttered up when I got home so I had to tap dat.

This KY warming gel is the best way to butter up.

Buttered Up by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Porcelain Drips 

Taking a shit but only burning drops of liquid feces are expelled. They sting the sphincter so bad that you grab the handicap bars, grimace with pain, clench your teeth and wish someone would shove an ice cube up your ass just to cool it down. If you didn't know better, you'd think hot lava was pouring from your bung.

Carl partied all night and then made a trip to Taco Hell. He suffered the next morning with the porcelain drips.

Porcelain Drips by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Red Eye Gravy 

A colloquial expression for an onset case of explosive diarrhea.

Don't in that bathroom brooooh. That stool has red eye gravy all over. Someone spattered it up good.

Red Eye Gravy by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017