Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.
Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018
Whacking your thin jimmy aka your cock back and forth on the face of your partner in a rapid and repeated fashion.
She was being a little mouthy last night so I gave her the jimmy whack.
Since she was sucking my balls so good I did a little jimmy whack on her forehead.
Since she was sucking my balls so good I did a little jimmy whack on her forehead.
by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017
Reference to getting some D before getting out of bed for the day. That pleasurable early morning wake up sex romp.
Sorry I’m late. I was fresh cracked this morning.
He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.
I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.
He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.
I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
Fetish sexual play whereby a female mounts their partner (M or F) and envelopes their partner's face, nose and mouth with her vagina. This smothering act is accompanied by vigorous face riding and induced oxygen deprivation for their partner. The face is ridden until the partner taps out or muffles out their chosen safe word.
Rachel and Frank are into some kink. Her extra pounds comes in handy when they smother play. He almost passed out last time before tapping out.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
When a male or female takes a male's balls and ball sack into their mouth while the mouth is also partially filled with a warm liquid of choice. Generally performed with warm water or English Tea but any warm beverage will suffice. The feeling produced is a warm, steamy feeling on the balls and scrotum akin to the warmth of Chinese dumplings sitting in a bamboo steamer.
Tonya filled her mouth with a little warm water then gingerly inhaled her boyfriend's dangling, hanging ball sack. The frothy warm water on his sack was stimulating and he told her she gives the best dumpling steamer.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015
Shredebris is the slang term for the copius amount of wheat debris from Shredded Wheat Cereal that accumulates at the bottom of the box.
Carl was looking foward to his daily intake of fiber with a delicious bowl of Shredded Wheat cereal. He was sorely disappointed when he opened the box and poured the cereal into the bowl only to find a few pieces of cereal left and a giant pile of Shredebris.
by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2014