Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Pricked

To be well fucked. Sexually satisfied. To receive the D so good you can't take any more.

Rachel got pricked good last night.

I'm going to get pricked this weekend.

I haven't been pricked in a long time.

Carl pricked me so good I can't walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Clogarrhea

When your glogged bowels finally release in a biblical proportioned session of explosive diarrhea.

Milton exited the restroom in a pungent cloud of shit vapors after release of his clogarrhea.

by Eaton Holgoode October 5, 2017

Warm Dicking

To get banged by a dude that just has sex with someone else. No cleaning, no showering. Just straight to the next hole.

Frank was at the party warm dicking three different girls.

I’m not sure but I think I just got a warm dicking.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Dropping an Eggplant

The act of defecating an eggplant shaped turd. Such turds are semi-soft, but very thick and bulbous at one end and slim and tapered at the other appearing just like an eggplant. The Eggplant turd requires tremendous, initial force to push the bulbous, girthy end out but is followed by a relatively smooth evacuation of the more tapered end. Eggplant turds are most common in weekend drinkers suffering from dehydration and poor fiber intake.

After a long weekend of binge drinking, Carl woke up on Monday morning suffering from the worst stomach ache. He went to evacuate his bowels and found himself Dropping an Eggplant. After several minutes of intense puckering and release actions of his sphincter, he finally achieved release.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015

The Queen’s Bagel

Reference to your girl’s tight little asshole. The bunghole. The sphincter.

I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.

I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Gentleman's Bonnet

Penile foreskin. Typically of the long and more meaty variety.

While Debbie prefers uncut men, she was pleasantly surprised when I flopped out my gentleman's bonnet and peeled it back like a push pop.

by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

Anchor Drop

To take a dump from a standing position on the toilet into the toilet bowl similar to that of a ship dropping anchor in the open sea. The Anchor Drop is performed by removing one's shoes, socks, pants and underwear. Once disrobed, straddle the toilet bowl (lid up) by placing the feet on each side of the bowl. Align the asshole over the center of the toilet bowl and crouch slightly. Commence release of the bowels and watch the anchor fall into the water below. The bigger the turd the bigger the splash. Warning: The ankles and feet may get wet while performing this activity and loose stool is not recommended. Wiping the ass and leaving the turd for others to see are optional.

Frank, Roger and Carl went to the school locker room and lined up in the stalls for a simultaneous Anchor Drop. While they were hoping to synchronize their squeezes, they all dropped a deuce at varying moments and sounded like three kids jumping in splash pool. They left their works for the janitor.

by Eaton Holgoode April 9, 2015