Hooked up with that new girl Rhonda last night. After a few drinks, she was loose as creamed corn ready for sex. Lucky me, she's a snug plug. Both holes braaaahhh. Both holes!
by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2017
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I was so drunk last night going down on Rachel’s 70’s style wooly minge that I ended up with mingeivitis and I sounded like a cat hacking up several fur balls.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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I racked up an online porn Bill this month. I need to cut back on the costly rubterial and just scroll though instagram.
I used photos of the milf next door for rubterial.
I used photos of the milf next door for rubterial.
by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2018
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A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.
A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018
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My grandpa suffers from bear knots.
I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.
I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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by Eaton Holgoode July 03, 2009
Get the Slurpy Top Hat mug.Definition #1: In American Football, a breakdown in the protection of the offensive line that results in defensive penetration and results in the Quarter back being tackled at or behind the line of scrimmage and Getting Sacked.
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Definition #2: For a female to be thoroughly and satisfyingly fucked by a male lover. Getting Sacked means fucked to the point of exhaustion. To have been dicked so hard and so good that the need for future sex may not be needed because the highly satisfying sex session and mind blowing, leg shaking orgasm may never end.
Definition #3: Getting multiple, stiff man poles shoved deep in your bunghole and getting your ass pillaged for sexual pleasure in an orgiastic setting.
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Example 2: Carla's new boyfriend was well hung. She discovered that length was not the secret to great sex, but rather girth. Frank's Summer Sausage stretched her love hole from lobe to lobe and drove her to multiple mind blowing orgasms. Never before had she experienced Getting Sacked like this.
Example 3: Dan was so looking forward to Pride Fest. Every year it seems to be better and better. This year his goal is to do nothing except Getting Sacked.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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