1276 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
A used, crumpled toilet paper wad with feces on it that is strategically placed upon the upper left or right front of someone's shirt utilizing the feces to adhere the wad to the shirt or blouse resulting in the appearance of a corsage made of toilet paper.
Rather than wearing a traditional flower corsage, Chris decided to be different and his friend adorned him with a Peanut N Corn Corsage for his wedding ceremony.
by Eaton Holgoode July 19, 2006
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2015
I love the aroma of Rachel’s sugar fuzz.
I rarely get any dingleberries. I only have a little sugar fuzz.
I rarely get any dingleberries. I only have a little sugar fuzz.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2017
When two straight buddies party so hard to the point of blackout that they wake up the next morning naked, next to each other, holding each other’s peens with no recollection of any of the events that lead to this shameful position of regret. Typically only the words “Dude, WTF?!!” are uttered upon waking and nary to be spoke of again.
Dude, WTF?!! I’m holding your peen. What happened? I don’t know but nary shall we ever speak of this again or to anyone. This peenicularhomocide will be our secret.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
A wet, sweaty crotch and grundle area which is ripe with ass stank from sweat and fecal remnants. Created from long, hot sweaty work outs or steamy sex sessions.
Dan: This locker room always smells like fucking ass. Why is that?
Joe: Cause everyone in here has a Sweat Hole Braaaahhhhh. You sniffing stank ass.
Joe: Cause everyone in here has a Sweat Hole Braaaahhhhh. You sniffing stank ass.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015