Eaton Holgoode's definitions
The remnant amalgam of corn and fecal matter adhering to the unsheathed penile glans and shaft post withdrawal from the dirty anus of a lover after anal sex. May also be known as Spooning Corn Fritters.
Roger: Come on Brooohhh we got to head out. We are going to be late. It's about time you got here.
Carl: Sorry Braaaaahhhh. I was drilling my old lady's poop chute and I was covered in Corn Relish. I had to shower that shit off before I came here.
Carl: Sorry Braaaaahhhh. I was drilling my old lady's poop chute and I was covered in Corn Relish. I had to shower that shit off before I came here.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Get the Corn Relishmug. When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.
Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
Get the Scat Clawedmug. I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.
I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.
I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
Get the Grandpa's War Helmetmug. A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.
Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Salty Shellfishmug. Rachel is fresh flesh braaaahhhh. But not for long.
Imma dive into that fresh flesh tonight.
Nothing was sweeter than the aroma and the taste of her fresh flesh.
Imma dive into that fresh flesh tonight.
Nothing was sweeter than the aroma and the taste of her fresh flesh.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Get the Fresh Fleshmug. When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.
My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.
My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
Get the Scrub Jobmug. The onset case of the beer squirts encountered after a hard night of partying at your local Irish tavern.
Are we still playing golf today?
Can't make it. Not well. Got the Dublin Dribbles.
Why the hell did you drink so much ya ass!
Can't make it. Not well. Got the Dublin Dribbles.
Why the hell did you drink so much ya ass!
by Eaton Holgoode August 12, 2016
Get the Dublin Dribblesmug.