To intentionally or unintentionally wear one's Fitbit device while masturbating aka Fap resulting in the measurement of one's masturbation session(s) in terms of distance.
Rhonda returned home from her morning run after which she spent the next two hours laying in bed watching porn and fapping herself to glorious orgasm after orgasm. She forget she had left her Fitbit on and realized she had just Fitfaped the equivalent of almost 4.5 miles.
by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2015
A filthy, crab riddled pussy. Usually one belonging to a nasty crack whore, prostitute or just your average leg spreading slut.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2018
An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.
Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
To pull a girl's sweet smelling, worn panties over one's head and wearing them around like a gas mask. To Gas Mask correctly, one must pull the panties over the head, exposing one's eyes through the leg holes and allowing the fragrant gusset to rest over the nose the mouth. Gas Masking may be performed by a male or female and may be preferred after certain activities such as running, working out, gardening and other activities that work up an irresistible, tangy smelling, zest.
Stan: Dude! WTF are you wearing on your face? Is that a pair of panties?
Frank: Yea Brrrraaaaaaahhhh!! Muh girl just ran a 5k this morning and I couldn't help but grab them when she got into the shower and do a little Gas Masking. It's irresistible. What a tangy funk she got.
Stan: Sounds zesty Broooohhhhh! Let me mask up when you are done.
Frank: Yea Brrrraaaaaaahhhh!! Muh girl just ran a 5k this morning and I couldn't help but grab them when she got into the shower and do a little Gas Masking. It's irresistible. What a tangy funk she got.
Stan: Sounds zesty Broooohhhhh! Let me mask up when you are done.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2015
Rachel is only 35 and she already got the prune minge. I made her shave it since I don’t want think I’m doing my Grammy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
Hitting it so good and so hard from behind all ya hear is the smack, smack, smack and the clap, clap, clap till ya bust one out.
He had the rhythm going last night and was all up in there clappin’ it.
My neighbors were banging on the wall cause they could hear me clappin’ it.
He ass cheeks were all red from me clappin’ it.
My neighbors were banging on the wall cause they could hear me clappin’ it.
He ass cheeks were all red from me clappin’ it.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
She gobbled up my ball jelly.
I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.
She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.
She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018