Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.

She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Gopher Hole

The anus. The rectum. The o ring. The bunghole.

She had me climbing the wall last night when she surprised me with a finger in the old gopher hole.

Rachel loves to play with my gopher hole when she gives me a Hummer.

I was hitting her doggie last night and I decided to thumb her gopher hole.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Moist Flapper

The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.

Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014

Grub Hole

An individual’s mouth. The cake hole. The pie hole.

I need to fill my grub hole now. I’m starving.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Sag Bagging

When one experiences an exceptionally dangly and drooping scrotal sack.

Dude I can't run any more. This heat and moisture has me sag bagging and my nuts keep hitting my thighs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Back Chuff

The back pussy aka the anus, rectum, bunghole.

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Her chuff was way too loose so I flipped her over and pounded her back chuff instead.

Rachel likes it in her back chuff.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

The Old Stinkeroo

A move made famous in the movie Dumb and Dumber To. Harry and Lloyd attend a party at a science convention. They do not realize the drinks are free, so they walk around taking half-consumed beverages and combine them into a glass as a full drink. They stick their hands into their nasty assholes and then swipe their ass juice around the rims of their glasses. They then proceed to tell a convention worker that the beverages are bad and they have her smell and inhale their ass stank to get new, fresh drinks. They refer to this action as The Old Stinkeroo.

Harry and Lloyd are so dumb they performed The Old Stinkeroo when the drinks were free any way.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015