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Bag n Gag

Sexual intercourse with a female with horrificly putrid body odor or a rank as smelly pussy. But despite the less than desirable aromas, you gag your way through it and bag her anyway cause after all, it is a hole.
I did a bag n gag last with that crack whore. Man my wanker smells today.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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The Freckler

When you experience an unexpected release of wet gas and spew a little brown shat spray on your partners face while they are performing a little rimming/analingus on your leather donut.

During this unfortunate or fortunate (however you look at it) incident, the wet fecal matter is sprayed upon your partner's face creating a brown freckle pattern.
I got rimmed last night braaahh. Felt great till a felt a little pressure. I tried to hold it in but I gave Rachel the freckler. She looked like a ginger girl with all them freckles.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
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Stiff Rich

A hard, turgid penis. Engorged and raging hard on.
I’m going to have to rub one out. I got a stiff rich and it needs release.

Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.

I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
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Backtang

The bunghole. The other sex hole. Backtang is juxtaposition to Poontang.

See also backpussy.
I was pumping that shit hard but my dick slipped out and I popped her backtang.

She likes me to finger to backtang a lil’ bit.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
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Silver Mining

Similar to Gold Digging, when a young female engages in an active sexual relations with a wealthy elderly, geriatric male to supplement her income from gifts, money or free rent and other basic living needs.
Call Sandy and see if she wants to join us and go out and party tonight. She can't. She's silver mining this evening. Her rent is due next week.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
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Plumgasm

A plumgasm is a reference to the male prostate orgasm. The male prostate gland is, like a plum and is stimulated with a finger or fingers, a sexual aid or is pounded directly during anal intercourse. A plumgasm is most often achieved while receiving oral sex and your partner fingers your bum hole hooking the finger nicely around the prostate.
Cindy gives average head of any girl that's ever had my cock but she's the only on that can give me a plumgasm.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
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Pokin’ Holes

Me and the boys invited that slut Mel over tonight. We’ll be pokin’ holes all night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
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