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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Squim Trail 

When your girl rubs her post coital cum and juice filled pussy all up and down your chest leaving a wet, shimmering trail of love juices.
Kayla gave me a squim trail last night braaaaahhh. It was thick.
Squim Trail by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Brown Sweater 

A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.
Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.
Brown Sweater by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Panty Parfait

That aromatic, creamy amalgam of sweat, cum and smegmatic discharge that accumulates in the gusset of a whore's panties.
I tried to bang Sherri after the party last night brooooohhh. But I couldn't do it. The panty parfait I experienced was enough to retch me braaaaahhhh.
Panty Parfait by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Three Dick Dinner

An absolute cock gobbling whore. A female slut that takes a cock in all three holes at the same time. A true champion of the cock trifecta.
Emily will pull a train anytime. She is hungry for the D and will dine on a three dick dinner anytime, anyplace.

Dry Throat 

When a cum guzzling cock whore is on a dry streak and can't find a dick to suck. Tries to satisfy their D craving with oral copulation of fruit, dildos, etc.
It was as if Rachel was going through cock withdrawal syndrome as a result of her severe Dry Throat. She was sucking down bananas at lunch.
Dry Throat by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Love Beets 

The male gonads. Testicles aching to release a nut.
Sonja sucked the hell out of my love beets last night. My balls are sore.
Love Beets by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Half Sour 

A hot, sweaty, vinegary cock n' balls. Usually the post work out or hot, humid day kind.
I just got back from the gym and Sonja dropped my shorts and started sucking my cock. Guess she didn't mind the half sour.
Half Sour by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017