by Eaton Holgoode June 02, 2018
Carl: I made the old lady squirm last night.
Roger: How so?
Carl: Gave her two fingers knuckle deep in the pork ring.
Roger: How so?
Carl: Gave her two fingers knuckle deep in the pork ring.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2016
I left that slut’s house this morning with a cup of coffee after I roped her up.
Your mom begged me so I roped her up last night after you went to bed.
Your mom begged me so I roped her up last night after you went to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2018
When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.
I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.
My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.
I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.
I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
by Eaton Holgoode November 08, 2018
Engaging in random, outdoor, public sex with a homeless woman whose hot, sweaty body odor reeks of wet dog and urine.
Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
I was walking back to the office and decided to have a little summer puddin’ as I passed the homeless camp.
Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.
I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.
I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 06, 2018
General a reference to a dirty prostitute or street walking, filthy, toothless meth whore. However, can refer to any old dirty snatched skank.
Gary picked up a prostitute after work. They parked in a vacant lot but never did the deed because he could smell her snatch before her panties were off so he tossed that pus pocket out on the curb and drove off.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
A euphemistic reference to taking a massive dump. Typically the corn filled variety. But eloquently expresses any act of defecation.
Well I hope everyone enjoyed that Thanksgiving meal. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to work on my corn art. I've got a masterpiece on the way.
by Eaton Holgoode September 09, 2016