1220 definitions by Eaton Holgoode

That prostitute gave me a fuck-fungus that took three rounds of antibiotics to cure.

I could smell her crotch and that stank said serious fuck-fungus.
by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018
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A hot, fresh, juicy turd.
Last night Rachel was freaky and she climbed on top and dropped a steamy crumpet on my chest.

I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.

This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2018
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When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.
She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.
Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2015
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Rachel was boppin’ up on me last night like a fat kid eatin’ cake. Made be bust a heavy nut all down that neck.
by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2018
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When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.
Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode May 26, 2018
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