Frozen Food Nubbies

The automatic hardening and perking of the female nipples when at the grocery store shopping in the frozen food section.

Chaz: Dude, come with me down the frozen food isle.
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

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Lunch Meat Slap

When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.

Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

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Sponge Mouth

The oral cavity of a male or female with no teeth. Like a sponge, it's soft, warm and wet.

Carl picked up the local toothless prostitute for a quick Hummer. For $5.00, its the best Sponge Mouth money can buy.

by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2015

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Robe Up

Slipping on a condom. Sheathing up the penis.

I wanted skin to skin but she made me robe up.

I always robe up when I do a prostitute.

I robe up when I wank. Avoids a mess.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

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The Show-Me State

1. The nickname of the well renowned hillbilly heaven that is the State of Missouri.

2. To reach the appropriate point in a relationship or friendship between two people, straight or gay, when it is time to expose each other's genitals to one another to know what you have to work with.

1. Stan took a vacation to Branson, Missouri. Never had he before seen such an enclave of red necks and hillbilly folk. He was so thankful when he left that he had not been dragged into the woods and made to squeal like a pig.

2. After two months of dating, Dan and Karla had reached The Show-Me State. Karla was ready to see the heat that Dan was packing and to give in a long awaited Hummer. Unfortunately, she was sorely disappointed when she discovered all she was going to be dining on was a Vienna Sausage.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

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