Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Squim Trail
When your girl rubs her post coital cum and juice filled pussy all up and down your chest leaving a wet, shimmering trail of love juices.
Squim Trail by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Brown Sweater
A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.
Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.
Brown Sweater by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Panty Parfait
That aromatic, creamy amalgam of sweat, cum and smegmatic discharge that accumulates in the gusset of a whore's panties.
I tried to bang Sherri after the party last night brooooohhh. But I couldn't do it. The panty parfait I experienced was enough to retch me braaaaahhhh.
Panty Parfait by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Three Dick Dinner
An absolute cock gobbling whore. A female slut that takes a cock in all three holes at the same time. A true champion of the cock trifecta.
Emily will pull a train anytime. She is hungry for the D and will dine on a three dick dinner anytime, anyplace.
Three Dick Dinner by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Dry Throat
When a cum guzzling cock whore is on a dry streak and can't find a dick to suck. Tries to satisfy their D craving with oral copulation of fruit, dildos, etc.
It was as if Rachel was going through cock withdrawal syndrome as a result of her severe Dry Throat. She was sucking down bananas at lunch.
Dry Throat by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Love Beets
Love Beets by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017