1220 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
That prostitute gave me a fuck-fungus that took three rounds of antibiotics to cure.
I could smell her crotch and that stank said serious fuck-fungus.
I could smell her crotch and that stank said serious fuck-fungus.
by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018
Last night Rachel was freaky and she climbed on top and dropped a steamy crumpet on my chest.
I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.
This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?
I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.
This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2018
She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.
My gooch pooch is all sweaty.
My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
My gooch pooch is all sweaty.
My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.
Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2015
Rachel was boppin’ up on me last night like a fat kid eatin’ cake. Made be bust a heavy nut all down that neck.
by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2018
When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.
Roger did a lemon skeet last night.
I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.
I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode May 26, 2018