Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Toke and Choke 

Smoking copious amounts of weed all day while watching porn and masturbating.

Carl is a real toke and choke kinda guy.

Ever since I moved back in with my parents, all I do is toke and choke.

Toke and Choke by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Toke and Choke 

Smoking copious amounts of weed and masturbating to internet porn all day. A frequent favorite pastime of unemployed males living with their parents.

Carl doesn't work. He just does the toke and choke.

Want to go out braaaaahhh? Nah. I'd rather toke and choke.

Toke and Choke by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Pricked 

To be well fucked. Sexually satisfied. To receive the D so good you can't take any more.

Rachel got pricked good last night.

I'm going to get pricked this weekend.

I haven't been pricked in a long time.

Carl pricked me so good I can't walk today.

Pricked by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Butter-Baller 

A male that shaves his scrotum smooth. Keeps that chicken skin soft and hairless.

Carla loves to tea bag Roger cause he's a butter-baller.

Butter-Baller by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Anal Plug 

A derogatory reference to a person that's a real douche. A real cock. An overall prick who can only be equated to that of a sexual device shoved into one's rectum.

A sexual aid used to gap the rectum or to stimulate the rectal area or if deep enough, the male prostate.

My boss is a real anal plug.

Have you met the new guy in sales? A real anal plug.

Carla got her bung nice and gapped using her anal plug.

Anal Plug by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Ass Knot 

Unable to shit. Constipated. Requiring a laxative or enema to but that rectal clog.

I have an ass knot. Need a laxative now.

The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.

Ass Knot by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Bean Smack 

Repeated, pleasurable smacking of the female clitoris with a bare hand.

The two hot lesbos were doing a bean smack in their cabana during the pool party.

Bean Smack by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017