Eaton Holgoode's definitions
An individual that lovingly performs the fine art of fellatio with lots of hot tongue action including flicking and licking from balls to the head. A tonguer is a coveted sexual partner.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Get the Tonguermug. Intentionally poking somone with the tip aka Jeb End of your penis.
May be done hard or flaccid. Clothed or exposed.
May be done hard or flaccid. Clothed or exposed.
Dan’s milfy mom was bent over so I walked by and gave her a little jeb jab.
After that nasty hoe gobbled my goo I jeb jabbed her chin a few times.
I’m really dreading thanksgiving this year. I know my uncle is going to jeb jab me.
After that nasty hoe gobbled my goo I jeb jabbed her chin a few times.
I’m really dreading thanksgiving this year. I know my uncle is going to jeb jab me.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
Get the Jeb Jabmug. What's with the smell in this locker room? It's fuckin Twat Rotten in here. Smells like an infected tunapuss back here.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
Get the Twat Rottenmug. When your finger accidently slips through the wad of toilet paper after a particularly moist, wet deuce drop.
Despite his effort to the contrary, Frank's finger slipped through the wad of toilet paper mid-wipe and left him with a tar finger until he could finish and wash off.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
Get the Tar Fingermug. Facility Fishing is the act of searching for a restroom. Facility Fishing may be done simply to find a rest room in an unknown location.
However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.
However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.
Leroy was at the convention center and there were hundreds of people at a trade show. He went Facility Fishing to find a bathroom near the loading dock where he was able to take a dump in privacy without a stampede of other people in and out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
Get the Facility Fishingmug. A gifted cock sucking female with porn star talent for deep throating. She can engulf and suck down a long fat cock like pelican taking a fish in it's throat pouch.
Let Rachel suck your dick braaaaahhh. She's a pelican throat.
That prostitute I picked up last night was a pelican throat. She took all 10 and the balls and rarely came up for air.
That prostitute I picked up last night was a pelican throat. She took all 10 and the balls and rarely came up for air.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Get the Pelican Throatmug. To intentionally or unintentionally wear one's Fitbit device while masturbating aka Fap resulting in the measurement of one's masturbation session(s) in terms of distance.
Rhonda returned home from her morning run after which she spent the next two hours laying in bed watching porn and fapping herself to glorious orgasm after orgasm. She forget she had left her Fitbit on and realized she had just Fitfaped the equivalent of almost 4.5 miles.
by Eaton Holgoode June 21, 2015
Get the Fitfapmug.