Ham Nub

A semi-erect penis. May be semi-erect on the way to full on Chub due to sexual arousal or semi-erect in the refractory period post sexual activity returning to a flaccid state.

Roger was known for getting aroused at the gym watching chicks work out. He was always sporting a Ham Nub.

After a round of deep penetrating anal sex with his girlfriend Carla, Frank rolled off of her and laid in bed sporting a Ham Nub until he fell asleep.

by Eaton Holgoode August 21, 2015

Sugar Balling

When you decorate your scrotum by coating it in Christmas candy sprinkles and then dip your sweet tasting mansack in and out of your girl’s mouth (performed tea bag style).

While Sasha was baking and decorating holiday cookies, I coated my ballsack with some Wilton holiday sprinkles and did a little sugar balling.

Rachel gained ten holiday pounds just from all the sugar balling this season.

by Eaton Holgoode December 01, 2017

Standy

Receiving a handy while in the standing position.

I got a standy last night in the unisex restroom from a tranny. It was awesome.

She was so horny when I got home she pulled down my shorts and gave me a standy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Computer Aided Fap (CAF)

Computer Aided Fap (CAF) is the use of computer systems to assist in the creation and optimization of a one's fapping experience. CAF is used to increase the visual, written or sound stimulation of the fapper. CAF may be through viewing pictures or videos of a pornographic nature, hot, provocative selfies, viewing Snapchat, YouNow or other social media. Other CAF may include dirty chats, reading sexually stimulating stories, etc.

Carl found himself bored and tired with his usual wank in the shower so he opened up a whole new world of jerking possibilities by incorporating Computer Aided Fap (CAF) into his daily masturbation habit.

by Eaton Holgoode May 02, 2015

Bean Sprout

The female clit aka lady bean in an engorged state from sexual arousal.

By the time I got home, Kelly had already worked up a bean sprout so I had to hit it good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Dragnet

When a dude realizes that the hot chick they are hitting on or picked up is a lady boy and packing a little extra ammo down there.

Roger soon realized that the babe he picked up and took home lured home into a dragnet.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Muscle Rub

A rough and vigorous hand job.

Sonja gave Frank a Muscle Rub to completion. The harder the tug the more he unloads.

by Eaton Holgoode May 02, 2015