1122 definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Dry shit

Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.

I have got to change my diet. These dry shits are killing my sphincter.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

Empty Box

Someone that’s clueless. Generally a moron. A dumb ass.

Your such an empty box. Use your common sense.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Midnight Uncle Smack

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and are woken in the middle of the night by your uncle squatting over your cock slapping your face.

You look tired today. Didn’t you sleep well? I was until I got the midnight uncle smack. My cheeks hurt too. I think I see a bruise.

by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018

Meat Stank

Post sex pussy stank you just can't wash off your cock no matter how much soap and scrubbing. Takes days to wear off. Typically encountered when fucking hoes and prostitutes. However, your old lady may have stank gash from an infection or just not bathing for several days.

Braaaaahhh what's that smell. Smells like tainted sea bass.

Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

Giblet Pinch

The unavoidable defecation brought by consuming a large holiday meal.

It's never thanksgiving without a giblet pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Root Ball

A generously, girthy cock with an extremely, if not almost abnormal, bulbous head aka helmet

Tonya heard that Jack had a girthy cock but was absolutely shocked when she offered him head and he was sporting the biggest root ball she had ever seen. She inhaled it and worked it best she could.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

Bag Wool

Scrotum hair.

Brooohhh you need shave your sack. You could braid that bag wool.

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2017