An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.
Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
Get the Mud Packer mug.To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.
Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
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Rhonda returned home from her morning run after which she spent the next two hours laying in bed watching porn and fapping herself to glorious orgasm after orgasm. She forget she had left her Fitbit on and realized she had just Fitfaped the equivalent of almost 4.5 miles.
by Eaton Holgoode June 21, 2015
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Jane gave me the old eggknob last night. My taint is still a little sticky.
Your mum gives the best eggknob braaaahhhh. Merry Christmas to me.
Your mum gives the best eggknob braaaahhhh. Merry Christmas to me.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
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I shagged the milf next door. She was so dry I had to use some slip dip.
I shagged the milf next door. She was so dry I had to use some slip dip.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Get the Slip Dip mug.Rachel and I were locked in a hot 69 with her on top and as I was eating her, her brown eye opened and she had a deep hanger.
My girlfriend cut the deep hangers out of my ass.
My girlfriend cut the deep hangers out of my ass.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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