Eaton Holgoode's definitions
When your partner gives your limp, flaccid penis a vigorous wank or blow job to get it stiff and rigid for coitus.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
Get the Worm Charmermug. A slang substitute is a word, words or phrase that may be used interchangeably with a definition already defined on Urban Dictionary. However, the Slang Substitute may not yet be defined. Slang Substitutes must be clearly noted within the definition of an existing slang term for it be a valid substitute. The beauty of a Slang Substitute is that even if the term is later defined, it still remains a valid Slang Substitute for the term in which it was noted to mean the same thing. Adding Slang Substitutes within definitions saves time and allows more creative slang terminology.
The term Bone In Filet means a tight ass ready for anal play. The term Bone In Ham, while not defined as such, may be used interchangeably to mean the same as Bone In Filet because its noted as a Slang Substitute withing the definition of Bone In Filet.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014
Get the Slang Substitutemug. 1. A hard boiled egg cured in vinegar or brine.
2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
I just heard what sounded like water pouring out of Carl's ass, then a notable heavy plop, then pure water again. What's going on in that bathroom?
No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015
Get the Pickled Eggmug. A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.
Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
Get the Egg Plant Turdmug. Just when you are about to bust a nut up in your girl, you ask her if her sister gets as wet as she does and hold on for the bucking final ride.
May also be used in the case of one’s sister-in-law as well. The outcome is usually the same.
May also be used in the case of one’s sister-in-law as well. The outcome is usually the same.
What was all that screaming from your room last night braahhh? Wild sex? Had a sis wet experience braaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017
Get the Sis Wet Experiencemug. Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
Get the Chap Fapmug. The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.
Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015
Get the Mustard Dropsmug.