A sexual act performed by a male/female couple and a third which can be male or female. The couple prepare for sex in the doggie styleposition. The third party then cups the male's balls in the palm of their hand and extends their middle finger out and along and against the bottom of the male's cock. The male then proceeds to enter the vagina filling her with both his cock and finger of their partner at the same time. Thus giving her a satisfying knob and knuckle.
Joey and Sasha had a threeway with their firend Lou. She was most satisfied when Lou and Joey gave her a Knob and Knuckle.
by Eaton Holgoode July 03, 2009
A small cloth or beverage napkin kept in the nightstand of an under sexed housewife. The Housewife's Napkin is used to wipe up semen after sexual activity. The Housewife's Napkin generally lasts for many months before needing to be laundered or disposed due to extremely infrequent sexual activity.
Mary Anne was a sex starved housewife. Her husband's lack of sexual performance and constant flaccid state rendered her Housewife's Napkin in clean and folded condition in her nightstand and rarely seeing any use.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014
The copious amounts of ass crack sweat that drips, settles and moistens the gusset of one's panties or underwear. Ham Juices leave a wet mark running from the taint upwards to the waistband. Ham Juices are caused by vigorous exercise or routine activity in high heat and humid climates.
Frank: Hi Carl. How was your work out today?
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!
Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!
Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2015
A female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.
Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.
My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
Hey dude, your new girlfriend is hot. Does she give you head? Hell yes! Not only does he give good head, she loves to swallow up the Salt Gravy as well. Lucky you!
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
When a horny, wet female climbs on top of the male in cowgirl position and glides his rigid penis back and forth between her engorged pussy lips, at a vigorous pace, until he busts his nut. Gliding does not involve vaginal penetration. And requires extreme vaginal wetness for the maximum glide.
Rachel did a little cowgirl gliding on me last night. She was going so fast I blew nut in like 2 minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017