Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Gutter Snot 

Similar to a cream pie. A hot, thick load of male semen dripping from a well fucked vagina aka gutter

I left Rachel on the living room floor dripping with gutter snot.

Gutter Snot by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Cockropractor 

A chick that can't give a smooth, stimulating hand job. She's so vigorous and rough that it akin and a neck adjustment at the chiropractor.

Sheila is a cockropractor braaaaaahhhh. Worst hand jobs. ever. I finally told her to just stop and I finished myself off.

Cockropractor by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Sack Smacking 

Sexual activity involving the intentional smacking, flicking, punching, kicking or striking of the male ballsack for gratification. May involve hitting with the hand or other device such as a riding crop.

I hired a DOM off the internet and she tied me up and did some sack smacking. Hurt like hell but we both enjoyed the experience.

Sack Smacking by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Dick Neck 

A condition of total pain and soreness of the neck muscles caused by excessive cock sucking.

After our long weekend away, I had to pay for a massage for Rachel to help her Dick Neck.

Dick Neck by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Crease Fuzz 

Ass hair. Thick, coarse hair growing around the anus and extending out beyond the ass cheeks.

I went down to eat her booty good braaaaahh but that crease fuzz was thick.

Crease Fuzz by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Mud Bucket 

When your ass is exploding non-stop with the most vile, wet and heinous diarrhea.

Braaaaaahhh I got mud bucket. I haven't been able to leave the house. It just keeps coming.

Mud Bucket by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Jizz Skin 

A used, spent, cum filled condom.

I drilled Rachel last night and after I busted nut, I slapped her with my jizz skin.

Jizz Skin by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017