Coochillin’

Having sex. Getting some a that coochie cooch cooch.

I’ll be coochillin’ with Rachel tonight so don’t be texting me Braaaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

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Booty Tongue

That tangy, remnant taste of booty juice left on the tongue after a solid session of ass eating.

I ate Rachel’s ass last night for over an hour. She Ioved it but I’ll admit I had the booty tongue all night. I brushed my teeth three times.

If you want a real good case of booty tongue braaaaaahh, I recommend eating a homeless persons ass. That shit will linger for days.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

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Wank n’ Spank

When you are giving your cock a vigorous wank and you have a sexual partner lovingly, but repeatedly and firmly, spanking your dangling ballsack at the same time. Ideally, the wank and the spank are performed in synchronized fashion.

I was giving myself a old fashioned wank when my girl walked in. She helped finish me off with a wank n’ spank. My balls are sore as hell.

by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

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Pink Nub

A short, fat, flaccid penis.

Roger turned on some porn and worked his pink nub into a full on chub for a quick wank.

by Eaton Holgoode October 02, 2015

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Crotch Cankers

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.

Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

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