Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Putty Pocket

The asshole. The rectum. The bunghole.

She was massaging my prostate and her finger was deep in my putty pocket.

I was pounding Rachel’s putty pocket last night.

I just took a huge shit and my putty pocket is killing me.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Two Tucker

When your balls hang low enough that your girl can reach around, while your banging her on top, and stuff both your nuts up her ass. The feeling is intense like a tiny midget hand squeezing your nads. Desired by many. Accomplished by the gifted few.

Thanks to my heavy hangers, Rachel did the two tucker on me last night. So tight.

Braaaaahh I can’t shake the sight of waking in on you and my sister doing the two tucker.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Dry Mop

When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.

Ann and I were so hammered last night she had to dry mop for 20 minutes before we could fuck.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

Head Popping

Repeatedly inserting the head, and only the head, of the penis in and out of the anal or vaginal opening.

I was head popping Rachel’s little brown donut last night.

I can make Rachel cum by head popping her tight pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode April 2, 2018

Musty Waff

When you let out a fart that, while not loud or seemingly harmful, produces an extremely noxious odor similar to the smell of cat shit mixed with mothballs.

David crop dusted a group of girls that were seated in the Food Court at the mall. Although he figured it would smell, he did realize that he cut a Musty Waff until he turned around and all of the girls were gagging and choking.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Dunk Nuggets

Stuffing the testicles into the vagina during sexual intercourse. Requires a very skilled hand, or the help of a third party and an accommodating vagina.

Rachel was really wet and loose so I decided to give her the dunk nuggets. Thanks to the help of her sister, with a push of a finger, both nuts popped right in.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Trim the Lawn

To groom, trim and tidy up the hair in one’s pubic or anal region.

Rachel needs to trim the lawn. It’s looking a bit bushy down there.

I’ll trim the lawn tonight before we go out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019