The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.
Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Roger trolled the gay bar all night until he found a guy with sausage fingers and was able to take him home to get the best Lump Job he had received in a long time. The Lump Job was more pleasurable than Poking the Purple Plum with his other mate's boney finger.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
This locker room is full of cocketeers.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2018
A wonderfuly fragrant booty hole.
The aroma of her French blossom was intoxicating.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
Post sex pussy smells. Smells will vary. If it smelt rotten in the first place, sexual activity will only intensify a rotten crotch. Use of lubes, gels and creams often create a medicinal stank. Use of an umbrella aka condem creates a sweaty, rubbery, latex odor.
I left Rachel quivering in a pool of squirt and semen but with one rank hot rotch. Bish need a shower.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018
Carl always does a lady tuck in the shower after the game.
My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.
The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.
The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017