Hugging the Bucket

Experiencing the most vile and wretched hangover whereby you are predisposed to spending hours in the bathroom clinging to the toilet heaving all but your internal organs out repeatedly into the bowl.
Where’s Sam? He was out all night partying. He’s in the shitter hugging the bucket. Been in there for about 4 hours now. You should hear him any minute heaving out another round.
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018
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Cheese Cloth

The dirty gusset of one's underwear. May be soiled from sweat, urine, feces or other secretions. Generally is accompanied by a pungent, odiferous cheese like smell.
Frank grabbed a pair of his girlfriend's worn panties. He was hoping to inhale the perfume of her fragrant petals but instead ingested the rancid smell of her Cheese Cloth.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
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Dirt Dabber

After withdrawing from anal sex, a male pokes or dabs his dirty penile glans on the buttocks of his lover leaving brown dabs of fecal remnants and booty juice. Often seen as an act of accomplishment or marking of one's territory.
All the girls in the gym locker room were snickering when Sonja removed her underwear. He as was covered in her boyfriend's Dirt Dabber marks. It was obvious that she had been drilled prior to her work out.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2015
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Buhikke

When a a group of males, accompanied by 1-2 females, go on a hike in the woods or mountains and it turns into a wild, adventurous, outdoor bukkake.
Roger and his ten college buddies set out on a mountain hike with Rachel and Cindy tagging along. About half way to the pinnacle, the group found a secluded clearing and the group engaged in a wild, rope slinging, face covering buhikke. The girls were snow capped with copious loads and finished their hike a tad sticky.
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018
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Pink Drapes

Rachel has the longest, dangling pink drapes I’ve ever experienced. You can almost tie them in a bow.
by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2018
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Grandma’s Drapes

That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.

I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.
by Eaton Holgoode November 01, 2017
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Cheese Draft

Whiffs if cheesy, rank body odor. Said odor may originate from the body in general, the crotch, rectum or feet. May be noticed upon walking past or sitting next someone, while pumping them during sex or when in bed with them they move and fluff the sheets pushing rank air out from under.
I was doing Rachel from behind and I kept getting cheese draft from her ass. I made her go shower.

That group of bums just walked by and had the worst cheese draft ever.

He took his shoes off under the conference table and all I kept getting was cheese draft. I was about to throw up.
by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018
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