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Overwhelming feelings of shame, guilt or filthiness after masturbation. Often a result of conditioned upbringing, perverse fantasy or simply the step back to reality post orgasmic euphoria.
Stan's chronic, daily , deviat masturbation habit to videos of ladyboys always left him in a state of Tugger's Remorse.
by Eaton Holgoode March 28, 2015
Get the Tugger's Remorse mug.That wonderful scarlet tinted color of the anal sphincter created after a spirited round of anal sex or anal fisting. Typically requires gaping for the true ambiance of the red ring to come through.
Rachel was left in bed with her ass up sporting a beautiful red ring after Carl left her satisfied and gaping.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
Get the Red Ring mug.A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.
Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.
Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).
Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.
Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).
Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.
by Eaton Holgoode March 14, 2015
Get the Lava Blossom mug.When you are prairie dogging and extraordinarily large, girthy turd and you watch go in and out with a hand mirror.
I used my sister’s hand mirror last night to do the Texas prairie dog.
That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.
That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
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She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.
My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.
This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?
My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.
This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
Get the Beef Skin mug.When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.
You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016
Get the 3 a.m. Wake Up Call mug.A Butler's Wipe references clean up services provided by a male after wet, jizz filled sex sessions. The Butler's Wipe is performed when sex juices are wiped and cleaned from the body and orifices of the other sexual partner or partners. Cleaning is performed using a traditional gak towel or doddle rag. While the Butler's Wipe is most often performed by the male partner in one on one sexual activity, Butler Wipes can be provided to multiple partners. In sex group settings and orgies, sex party participants often designate one male individual specifically to provide Butler Wipes throughout the party serving clean up for all orgy participants.
Reed banged his girlfriend Leslie for hours until they both exploded their love loads. Leslie was covered from stem to stern with Reed's man gravy. Because Reed is a gracious, serving lover, he pulled out the doddle rag from under the bed and gave Leslie a Butler's Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2014
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