Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Spitz Rag 

When a black dress sock is used as your cum rag aka gak towel to wipe and clean up sex juices and fluids.

That high priced Call girl didn’t have a cum rag so had to clean up with a spitz rag. I only had one sock on when I went back to work.

Spitz Rag by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

Dropping Biscuits 

Taking multiple shits throughout the day.

Where is Carl? He’s always away from his desk. The dude is always dropping biscuits.

This new diet has me dropping biscuits.

Thanksgiving dinner is great but there will be a line for family to start dropping biscuits within the hour.

Dropping Biscuits by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

Ol’ Roy 

A generic reference to an older male that likes to hit on and have sex with under age girls.

Have you seen the news about Ol’ Roy Moore?

Keep an eye out for that guy. He’s an Ol’ Roy.

I got catfished last night by an Ol’ Roy.

Ol’ Roy by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

Footified 

To identify a person sitting on the shitter of a public toilet taking a massive dump through the recognition of their shoes or socks.

I footified who’s dropping the shits and leaving the Greasy Norman in the men’s room. It’s Carl.

Someone’s pissing out of their ass in that stall. See if you can get them footified.

I finally footified who didn’t flush that massive turd yesterday. I walked every workstation today and finally identified Ron’s loafers. What a nasty fucker.

Footified by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

Shimmy Chin 

A little remnant glaze of dried, sweat and booty juice on one’s chin after eating somone’s ass.

Braaaaahhh. Did you just eat ice cream or ya got the shimmy chin?

I need to run wipe my face. That prostitute gave me a shimmy chin.

Your mom is dirty yo. She gave me the shimmy chin.

Shimmy Chin by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

Pho Blow 

The explosive wet blast released from the bowels after consuming a bowl of PHO. May also experience pho blow from many other forms of Vietnamese cuisine.

Generally starts within an hour with the gut rumbles immediately followed by an ass pinching, skipping like trotting run to the nearest shitter.

Where the hell are you going so fast. Pho blow Braaaahhh.

Carl left his meeting to go pho blow.

I didn’t quite make it in time. Got a little flow back on the pho blow.

Pho Blow by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

Whiskey Wash 

When you take one or more shots of whiskey to wash out the lingering taste and onset remorse of eating a bad smelling pussy.

Frank left the bar with the local whore. He was back about an hour lasting asking for a double shot for a whiskey wash.

I have had two whiskey washes braaaaahhh. I still can’t rid my palette of your mom.

Whiskey Wash by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017