Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Jack Knuckles
A chronic, habitual masturbator. Someone who is always giving himself a tug. Typically addicted to porn, stalks Facebook, Insta and other media for pics to fap off to.
May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
My neighbor is a real jack knuckles. He’s always giving himself a wank online.
My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.
Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.
Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
Jack Knuckles by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
Fresh Slide
Right back. Fresh slide. Yo!
Carl was late for his class as he had to stop for a fresh slide.
That wine last night gave me a fresh slide this morning.
Carl was late for his class as he had to stop for a fresh slide.
That wine last night gave me a fresh slide this morning.
Fresh Slide by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
Pickle Skin
That guy I fucked last night had a pickle skin. I may need to get tested.
Doc my dick is all cankered. What is it? You got pickle skin. Will have to write you a script.
Doc my dick is all cankered. What is it? You got pickle skin. Will have to write you a script.
Pickle Skin by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
Swamp Muck
A shit stain from swamp ass.
When you are are suffering from severe swamp ass and engage in an impromptu sex session before your can shower. During sex, you leave a greasy, sweaty shit stain from your nasty, rank ass on the bed sheets, couch, chair, floor or other surface.
Swamp Muck is the dirty cousin of the infamous skid mark.
When you are are suffering from severe swamp ass and engage in an impromptu sex session before your can shower. During sex, you leave a greasy, sweaty shit stain from your nasty, rank ass on the bed sheets, couch, chair, floor or other surface.
Swamp Muck is the dirty cousin of the infamous skid mark.
Rachel just put on fresh white bed sheets. She jumped my ass right after work and I left a little swamp muck in the bed from my swamp ass.
Swamp Muck by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
Corn Poker
While pounding your girl doggie style, you take a gamble at surprise anal and abruptly stuff your dick up her corn chute. The outcome is usually, but not always, a loosing hand.
Tried a little corn poker last night. And? It was a loosing hand.
Took a chance with corn poker last night. After she stopped screaming she really got into it.
Took a chance with corn poker last night. After she stopped screaming she really got into it.
Corn Poker by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2017
Beef Wrapper
A condom.
She won’t fuck me without a beef wrapper.
I prefer to raw dog her ass but a beef wrapper is less messy.
I prefer to raw dog her ass but a beef wrapper is less messy.
Beef Wrapper by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2017