Carl's new girlfriend was turned on by the copious amount of semen he unloaded on her. Never before had she gotten off with such a Rope Slinger. The strands were all across her face and neck.
by Eaton Holgoode July 02, 2015
Stimulating your partner’s anus using your nose. Rubbing and punching around the sphincter. Known for its intoxicating aromas.
He was snouting the rose last night. This big schnoze felt great teasing the rim. I just took a shit but he didn’t care.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
Inserting a handful of Skittles candy into your anus followed by your girl tossing that salad and rimming your ass good. With each swipe of her velvety tongue, you push a Skittle, or two, into her hungry mouth and say "Taste the rainbow bitch!"
Sorry I'm late. Had to stop by the drug store.
Need a prescription?
No. A bag of Skittles. Renee is doing a little Rainbow Rimming tonight.
Ahhhhh. She tastes the rainbow!
Need a prescription?
No. A bag of Skittles. Renee is doing a little Rainbow Rimming tonight.
Ahhhhh. She tastes the rainbow!
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
When your hitting your girl’s pussy from behind and she surprises you with a reach back and grabs your knob and glides it up and in the booty hole for a little surprise anal.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
A euphemism referring to one cutting one’s bowels loose with the most vile, most heinous and most explosive liquified, stinging shit imaginable. Turning that clean bowl brown like a piping hot bowl of chili on a cold winter day.
Where’s your father? He making a pot of chili. Better get the air freshener.
I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.
I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Coined after the The Villages, FL whereby it is reported in mainstream media reports that the elderly residents freely and openly engage in in promiscuous sexual activity spreading STDs and engage in public sexual activity. The Village Itch refers to:
1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
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2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
-or-
2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
Howard attended the over 60's Night Dance at the Villages last weekend because he had a case of The Village Itch. He got just what he wanted and then some with a trip to his Gainesville, FL Urologist about a week later.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015