Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Fisherman's Hook

Like landing the catch of the day, when smashing your girl from behind and you reach your hand over her head hook a finger in each of her nostrils. Once hooked, give your hand a snappy pull back like you just landed the big one.

Toby decided to drill the hotel housekeeper from behind and while she was begging for more gave her a Fisherman's Hook.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Donglers

Big saggy testicles. Very low hanging. Like two tennis balls hanging in a dress sock.

That old dude has serious donglers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017

Beef Hide

An excessively dangly, thick, meaty foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.

Roger's boyfriend loves his beef hide. The excess allows them to shnoodle and requires no stretching.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Giblet Pinch

The unavoidable defecation brought by consuming a large holiday meal.

It's never thanksgiving without a giblet pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Custard Sleeve

Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.

Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.

Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.

I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Dry Baller

A male unable to cum during sex or masturbation.

Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.

While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017