Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Lamb Legs
She got dem lamb legs tho!!!
She wrapped them lamb legs around me and took me for a ride.
She squeezed my head like a watermelon with them lamb legs.
She wrapped them lamb legs around me and took me for a ride.
She squeezed my head like a watermelon with them lamb legs.
Lamb Legs by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
Sweaty Pork
A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.
Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
Sweaty Pork by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
Shift-Knobbing
Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.
Shift-Knobbing by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
Fluff Wank
A quick wank of the cock performed to move the penis from a flaacid or semi-hard state to full on erection for penetration.
During foreplay with Rachel, Roger only achieved a semi so she gave him a quick fluff wank and got it so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it.
Fluff Wank by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018
Fat Rooster
Fat Rooster by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018