Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Penis Treatment 

Regency to any activity that stimulates and ejaculates the male penis. Sex, masturbation, hand job, blow job, etc.

Rachel will be giving me some penis treatment tonight.

Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.

Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.

Penis Treatment by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Bear Knots 

When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.

My grandpa suffers from bear knots.

I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.

Bear Knots by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Stiff Lippin’

When someone refuses to suck the dick.

Rachel was stiff lippin’ last night so I had to rub one out.

All these thots are stiff lippin’ tonight.

Stiff Lippin’ by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Warm Butter Slap 

Slapping your girl back and forth across her face with your post-coitus, wet, semi-flaccid penis.

After Rachel got my nut, I treated her to a few warm butter slaps before wiping up and leaving.

Warm Butter Slap by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Auntie Hand 

When you spend the night at your cousin’s and wake up in the night to your and aunt giving you a vigorous hand job.

I busted curd last night. Your mum gave me auntie hand.

Auntie Hand by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Cheez Sack 

A ripe, smelly, sweaty, unkept male scrotum. Cultivated after days or weeks of not bathing.

Man I got cheez sack. Smell my fingers. I just scratched muh ballllzzzzz.

Cheez Sack by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Moose-Skin

When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.

Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.

Moose-Skin by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018