When you are hitting her pooter good from behind but each slam body slam against her ass sends a nasty waff of hot,sweaty booty stank straight up your nostrils.
Hey braaaahhhh. Did you hit Rachel’s shit good last night?
Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.
Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.
by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018
When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.
I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.
I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
A dirty dick immediately withdrawn from the ass after anal sex which is then fed to the recipient for purposes of providing additional sexual gratification through oral sex.
After pulverizing his girlfriend's ass during a blissful session of anal sex, Carl spun Melanie around after withdrawing from her ass and fed her hungry mouth a delicious, savory and musky Tangy Dinger. She gobbled it right up.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
Discovering, mid-sexual encounter with a seemingly hot babe you picked up, that she's got a little more (sausage) tweenst the legs than you bargained for. However , you are past the point of no return and finish the job and nut purely for your own prurient interest.
Rogers itenerary to Thailand did not list "sex with a lady boy" however after a stop at the right bar at the wrong time, he bagged an elephant.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017
I couldn’t believe it braaaahh. I was banging Rachel from behind and she reached under, grabbed my balls and did the squirrel tuck. She said that should be enough for the winter.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
A Grunder Trifecta is the ultimate achievement of having the perfect combination of three bodily fluids stains in one's underwear a.k.a. Grunders at the same time. To achieve Grunder Trifecta status, one must have signficiant fecal, urine and semen stains in the underwear at any one given time (if male). If female, fecal, urine and vaginal discharge stains at any one given time.
The Grunder Trifecta stains can be created all at the same time which requires some significant skill with timing, sexual activity and dietary strategy. Most Grunder Trifectas are created over the course of several days or even weeks allowing the stains to form naturally over time which enhances their appearance and sometimes the quantity and thickness of the stains.
The Grunder Trifecta is often done as a precursor to creating a Grunder Quadfecta which adds a fourth element of smell to the underwear. The Grunder Quadfecta creates a strong allure when adding stench and aroma to the stains of a Grunder Trifecta.
The Grunder Trifecta stains can be created all at the same time which requires some significant skill with timing, sexual activity and dietary strategy. Most Grunder Trifectas are created over the course of several days or even weeks allowing the stains to form naturally over time which enhances their appearance and sometimes the quantity and thickness of the stains.
The Grunder Trifecta is often done as a precursor to creating a Grunder Quadfecta which adds a fourth element of smell to the underwear. The Grunder Quadfecta creates a strong allure when adding stench and aroma to the stains of a Grunder Trifecta.
While in the locker room after football practice, Roger noticed that Frank had been wearing the same Grunders for the past week. When confronted about the situation by Roger, Frank advised that he was just a shart stain away from having a perfect Grunder Trifecta and advised Roger that he was planning to go for the Grunder Quadfecta and anticipated after his date with Sonja the Village Bicycle, he expected that the aroma would permeate the locker room and all the team would embelish him with praise over his accomplishment.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2014
When you take one or more shots of whiskey to wash out the lingering taste and onset remorse of eating a bad smelling pussy.
Frank left the bar with the local whore. He was back about an hour lasting asking for a double shot for a whiskey wash.
I have had two whiskey washes braaaaahhh. I still can’t rid my palette of your mom.
I have had two whiskey washes braaaaahhh. I still can’t rid my palette of your mom.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017