Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Swamp Muck

A shit stain from swamp ass.

When you are are suffering from severe swamp ass and engage in an impromptu sex session before your can shower. During sex, you leave a greasy, sweaty shit stain from your nasty, rank ass on the bed sheets, couch, chair, floor or other surface.

Swamp Muck is the dirty cousin of the infamous skid mark.

Rachel just put on fresh white bed sheets. She jumped my ass right after work and I left a little swamp muck in the bed from my swamp ass.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

Huncled

When you get fondled and felt up by your uncle at a family holiday gathering. Very common after a few beers and pie is served at Thanksgiving. But any holiday works for Uncle Knuckles

Hey girl. What's with the creeped out look? Not having a good holiday?

Oh I'm ok. I just got Huncled under the table a little earlier this year than I expected.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Bean Stew

A hot, multi-female, all nude, sex party.

Come on over to the dorm. We are having bean stew tonight.

I love a good bean stew.

This club is full of hot lez. I’ll round up some for bean stew tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Pulling Leather

To lovingly and affectionately tug and pull on the scrotum. Performed to alleviate the scrotum from a leathery, taut state to a soft, dangly condition. Leathery scrotum may occur from cold weather, swimming or other conditions that contribute to jerky sack. Pulling Leather may be self-performed or with the assistance of a mate.

After spending all day on the slopes, Carl went back to the ski lodge and began Pulling Leather by the fire until his sack was warm and loose.

by Eaton Holgoode April 9, 2015

Scruff Puff

A vagina that’s growing hair back in and is scruffy, rough and stubbley.

I was eating out her scruff puff last night and my cheeks and nose are all scratched and chaffed.

Her scruff puff really wore a sore spot on my abdomen last night.

You need to smooth out your scruff puff.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

First Course

A male's performance of vigorous oral stimulation on his female mate through cunnilingus and analingus to get both holes warmed up and wet for vaginal and anal intercourse.

Dan woke his girlfriend up at 3:00 a.m. as he was sporting a water dog and needed some release. She was groggy and disinterested so he pulled her panties off and served up a hot First Course. After dining at the Y, Dan had her warm, wet and ready and she was ready for a little man meat to be served up in her loose meat sandwich.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

Blade Steak

A very veiny, turgid and rigid male cock.

Carla dropped to her knees and dined upon Frank's Blade Steak until he nutted all down her gullet.

by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015