Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Raw Fren 

When the lingual frenulum under your tongue is raw and sore from performing oral sex for a long period of time. Usually from lapping the labia or tongue punching the booty.

I can barely eat today. I got raw fren from eating Rachel’s box all night last night.

I tongue punched your mom’s fart box for two hours. Now I got one raw fren braaaaahhhh.

Raw Fren by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Sour Bagging 

When you have sweaty, sour smelling sex with a filthy homeless woman. The smells of filth and sex become so repugnant that you wretch and gag with each vigorous pump. But like an animal, you bang her till you dump a rope and toss her $5.

Once the food pantry closes it is time to scour the homeless camps for a little sour bagging.

WTF is the sour smell in this conference room? Sorry. I was sour bagging in the alley at lunch and didn’t have time to wash up.

Sour Bagging by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Monkey Pick 

Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”

My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.

I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.

The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.

Monkey Pick by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Meat Sweat Plug 

Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.

I had the Don Shula special at the steakhouse and I spent the next day with a meat sweat plug.

Meat Sweat Plug by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

Dry shit 

Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.

I have got to change my diet. These dry shits are killing my sphincter.

Dry shit by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

Itchy Man Bits 

When ya balls is all itchy and/or chaffing.

Come over here and scratch my itchy man bits.

My itchy man bits are so sore.

Itchy Man Bits by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Morning Crumpet

An early morning dump. That first pinch of the day. May be one’s daily bowel movement or the morning crumpet may also be part of one’s scat play fetish.

I’m so regular. As soon as I get out of bed I pinch my morning crumpet.

I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.

Morning Crumpet by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018