Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Bean Fling

An all girl, hot, wet, sex party/orgy.

My sorority hosted the best bean fling this year.

Last nights sleepover turned into an unexpected bean fling.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Knucklebob

Fingering your bootyhole or the bootyhole of another with your middle finger up to the third knuckle.

Beth was squirming last night when I did a little knucklebob.

I can’t shit today. I knucklebobbed myself last night.

by Eaton Holgoode October 6, 2017

Mud Gloved

To perform and receive the highly pleasurable act of anal fisting.

Roger's girlfriend loved to get her freak on. She loved getting Mud Gloved.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

Brown Chowder

Massively, explosive diarrhea.

I just dropped a bowl full of brown chowder.

Someone was in the shitter blowing out a load of brown chowder.

by Eaton Holgoode November 12, 2018

Pink Plunger

Tounge punching and orally copulating someone’s anus for sexual gratification.

I gave Rachel the pink plunger last night. She was squirming all over. I could barely hold her ass still.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018

Grandma's Rose Garden

An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.

Where's grandpa?

Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.

I'm going to throw up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Sweaty Pork

A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.

Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.

We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.

My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018