Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Gentleman’s Bridle
When you are pounding your girl from behind and you reach around both sides of her face, with both your hands, and fishhook both cheeks pulling backwards creating a pseudo horse bridle. She will begin to buck wildly so hook tight and hold on for the count.
Rachel’s cheeks and her pussy are sore today. I gave her the gentleman’s bridle last night. She bucked like a bronco till I got my nut and let her loose.
Gentleman’s Bridle by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
Wet Linen
An indiscriminate reference to a female that is wet and has very wet panties or a male that has managed to nut himself in his own underwear.
I’m so horny right now. I’m squirming in my own wet linen.
I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.
I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.
Wet Linen by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
Diddle Skin
My fingers hurt from working my diddle skin last night.
Rachel’s diddle skin is like a nub when she’s engorged.
Rachel’s diddle skin is like a nub when she’s engorged.
Diddle Skin by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
Fuck Hump
An extremely large and fat mons pubis. The rounded mass of fatty tissue lying over the joint of the pubic bones and the puss.
Fuck Hump by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
Lilly Willy
Despite a vigorous wank, he remained a Lilly Willy.
He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.
Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.
He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.
Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.
Lilly Willy by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
London Frot
Frotting in a hot, steamy environment such as a bathhouse steam room or residential bathroom with the shower on full hot steaming the room.
London Frot by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
Hot Urine
One of the most repugnant smells one can have. Typically the identifiable smell of a vagrant or homeless bum.
The homeless chick I banged last night smelled of hot urine.
I was so hammered last night that I pissed myself. Now I reek of hot urine.
I was so hammered last night that I pissed myself. Now I reek of hot urine.
Hot Urine by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018