Your bewildered look and the shimmering glaze of booty juices on your face after waking up from a drunken night of sex with a hot Asian chick that turned out to be a ladyboy.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017
To intentionally send or post pictures and/or videos of yourself fapping to email accounts of friends or sexual contacts or amateur porn sites.
Carl: What's up Roger? Why the strange look?
Roger: I was surfing amateur porn on the internet the other night looking for some new spank bank material. I came across some pictures. I am confident they were my wife Sandy's.
Carl: Wow. That's wild. Sounds like she's been doing a little Fapagram.
Roger: Yea. Not sure what to think.
Carl: I think you need to give me that website so I can do a little fapping.
Roger: Kiss my ass braaaaahhh!
Roger: I was surfing amateur porn on the internet the other night looking for some new spank bank material. I came across some pictures. I am confident they were my wife Sandy's.
Carl: Wow. That's wild. Sounds like she's been doing a little Fapagram.
Roger: Yea. Not sure what to think.
Carl: I think you need to give me that website so I can do a little fapping.
Roger: Kiss my ass braaaaahhh!
by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2015
After a spirited round of anal play, Carl wiped the Mud Oyster from the tip of his knob with his girlfriend's blouse.
by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016
Cervix pounding sex between and male and female that leave the female extremely sore. To be Deep Dished, the male must have an extremely large, girthy cock to penetrate deeply and pound her innards to hit the Cervix and regions that have never been pounded before.
Carla was out of town on business and met a fellow traveler at the hotel bar. Carla invited him back to her room whereby she later discovered she had hit the jackpot. Her well hung pick up was so big he left her Deep Dished. Her cervix was sore and she could barely stand up during the sales presentation at the office the next morning.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015
When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.
Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
A dirty, hairy whore's crotch. Slightly sweaty, very moist and a stank you can smell through clothes. Especially thin stretch pants. Has the external appearance of curdled yogurt.
Watch that crack whore braaaahhh. She'll fuck for a fix. But she's got the worst cheese basket. I know. I needed a spoon for that Yoplait she had culturing down there.
by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017