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Peeniferous

That having to do with or regarding or reference to, the penis aka the peen.
I don’t know what this viscous is I’m sitting in but it seems peeniferous.

This room smells like a peeniferous locker room.

Your mouth is crusty. Is that a peeniferous discharge?

Why are you such a peeniferous little fucker?
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
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Cherry-Poppins

Having sex with your nanny or babysitter.

A euphemistic reference to the timeless classic film of nanny Mary Poppins.
I’m getting a divorce. Found out my husband is doing a Cherry-Poppins.

Growing up I always got a little cherry-poppins on mom and dad’s date night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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Beat Hole

Reference to the vaginal or anal orifices of a dirty prostitute. Used and abused holes that are worn and loose and typically disease riddled.
I paid $5 to pound her beat hole for half hour. Now my cocks all itchy.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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Office of The Tugger General

A derogatory reference to anyone that is just a complete prick or jack off. A way to extol the biggest jack ass and wanker you know and give them credit for the cock smack they are.
Frank: Hey Roger. How are things with your new boss Carl over in Logistics?
Roger: I am sick of that Fuck Stick. He is making everyone's life miserable.

Frank: That's too bad. Guess everyone is now reporting to the Office of The Tugger General.
Roger: That's straight up shit, Braaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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Footified

To identify a person sitting on the shitter of a public toilet taking a massive dump through the recognition of their shoes or socks.
I footified who’s dropping the shits and leaving the Greasy Norman in the men’s room. It’s Carl.

Someone’s pissing out of their ass in that stall. See if you can get them footified.

I finally footified who didn’t flush that massive turd yesterday. I walked every workstation today and finally identified Ron’s loafers. What a nasty fucker.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
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Bean Pouch

She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.

I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.

Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Salmon Toupee

A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.
Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
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