Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Lubertarian

An individual that cannot masturbate without the application of generous amounts of lubricant.

I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.

As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.

Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.

Lubertarian by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Waxed Sack 

A smoothly shaved scrotum.

Rachel loves my waxed sack.

I keep a waxed sack.

My waxed sack makes sucking my balls more pleasurable for us both.

I don’t get chaffed anymore with a waxed sack.

Waxed Sack by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Beefvelope 

A vagina with excessive beef flaps that envelope the penis during coitus.

That poon of hers is a beefvelope. Very meaty.

Her love box beefveloped my engorged fuck knob.

Beefvelope by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Elizabeatin’ Collar 

When you harness up your old lady with an Elizabethan Collar around her neck and host a multi-male bukkake session and fill that cone to the rim.

We will be doing an Elizabeatin’ Collar on Rachel during this year’s super bowl half time. There’ll be 20’of is so should fill ‘er up good.

Elizabeatin’ Collar by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Klappers 

Big, dangly testicles. Heavy hangers. Big ol’ ball sack.

He teabags me every night with this klappers. It’s like two tennis balls in a sock.

My uncle showed me his klappers.

Klappers by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Fresh Flesh 

Virgin pussy. The gold star of all vaginas.

Rachel is fresh flesh braaaahhhh. But not for long.

Imma dive into that fresh flesh tonight.

Nothing was sweeter than the aroma and the taste of her fresh flesh.

Fresh Flesh by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Gum Trickin’ 

Paying a toothless whore prostitute for a sloppy, wet gummy blow job. The old hot gummy.

I’m gum trickin’ as soon as we leave the bar tonight.

Gum Trickin’ by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018