Any situation, such as at a house party, event, nightclub or bar, where the ratio of males to females is excessively high rendering absolutely horrendous odds of ever scoring a piece of ass (with a female anyway). Also known as a sausage party or sausage fest.
Hey broohhhh. We are headed over to Frank's house party. Heard it was rocking.
Ya heard wrong braaaahhh. Just left. It's a case of beef over there.
Ya heard wrong braaaahhh. Just left. It's a case of beef over there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
Rachel loves my velvet sack.
I teabagged her with my velvet sack.
It’s a lot of work maintaining my velvet sack. If I don’t I’m like a Sasquatch down there.
I teabagged her with my velvet sack.
It’s a lot of work maintaining my velvet sack. If I don’t I’m like a Sasquatch down there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
Multiple festering small, round and thrombosed external hemorrhoids around the anus creating the appearance of a ring of very ripe, red raspberries around the oring.
Sonja begged Carl not to perform anal sex on her. He wore her out from the night before and left her with a Raspberry Ring and needed time to heal up and let the Tucks Medicated Pads provide a little cooling relief.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
Extremely hot chick that’s always DTF. May be into various kinks and generally sexually uninhibited. Willing to try anything once. Twice if she likes it.
by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018
When the lingual frenulum under your tongue is raw and sore from performing oral sex for a long period of time. Usually from lapping the labia or tongue punching the booty.
I can barely eat today. I got raw fren from eating Rachel’s box all night last night.
I tongue punched your mom’s fart box for two hours. Now I got one raw fren braaaaahhhh.
I tongue punched your mom’s fart box for two hours. Now I got one raw fren braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Eating that greasy breakfast this morning after so much drinking last night was a big mistake. Just let loose with a little sawmill gravy.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
Consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. The pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.
Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.
Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.
I had the Gentleman’s Delima today. I gambled and sadly, I lost. I sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. I should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2017