Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Scruff Puff 

A vagina that’s growing hair back in and is scruffy, rough and stubbley.

I was eating out her scruff puff last night and my cheeks and nose are all scratched and chaffed.

Her scruff puff really wore a sore spot on my abdomen last night.

You need to smooth out your scruff puff.

Scruff Puff by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Juice Bottom 

When one has taken multiple loads of jizz in their anal cavity from one or more partner’s during the course of a day or evening. A connotation of being a hungry bottom and promiscuous anal sex fiend.

Frank is a juice bottom.

I hooked up with Rachel late last night. She served me up a juice bottom. So I must have been third or forth of the night.

Juice Bottom by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Chicken Skin Dinner

When your girl sucks them balls and ball sack real good. Mouthing them up all slick and wet. Licking that chicken skin while she gives you a nice handy.

Served up a nice chicken skin dinner last night. Rachel was hungry.

Chicken Skin Dinner by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Assratt 

A stank as turd blown out your ass. The kind that smells so bad nothing can mask the smell.

I just dropped an assratt. Don’t go in there.

Ok....who busted the assratt? Nasty.

Assratt by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Surprise Bellringer 

While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.

Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.

Surprise Bellringer by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

Crackling Cheese by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Vein Cheese 

That creamy, smegma that formulates around the bellend of one’s knob. Ripe, pungent, savory yet tangy.

Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.

As we relaxed along the shoreline, frolicking and drinking a vintage Cabernet, she reached and exposed my throbbing member. Freeing it to the open and fresh sea air, she moistened her waiting lips and leaned down to delectably swallow my bell. To her wonderful surprise, she peeled back the foreskin to reveal a trove of fresh vein cheese, ripe and ready. She scooped it with her trembling finger and smeared it upon a cracker from our basket. I could see it was ripe and tangy from the puckering of her cheeks. She complimented the flavor with a sip of her wine then commenced to copulate my shaft until a glorious rope of skeet trickled down her chin.

Vein Cheese by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018