Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Bust n’ Crust

When you pass out after wanking yourself to a glorious, hot, nut all over your stomach and you wake up hours later with your skin and hair stuck together like crusty Elemer’s glue.

I did a bust n’ crust last night. My hairs were stuck together like glue.

Bust n’ Crust by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Texas Foldover 

An exceptionally meaty foreskin pieces with a used bull’s nose ring from a nearby cattle ranch.

She gave the best head to my Texas Foldover.

Texas Foldover by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Pee Wee Sperman 

An individual that publicly masturbates. Often found in seedy adult bookstores, porn shops and occasionally, in the art and photography section at your neighborhood Barnes and Noble.

Watch out there’s a pee wee sperman in the next video booth.

I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.

Pee Wee Sperman by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Penis Turnt 

When you bang her so damn hard and good she cums so much her legs shake. She can’t walk or think straight.

I banged Rachel so long and hard last night she was penis turnt. She couldn’t walk to the bathroom to wipe up and I ended up having to go make my own sandwich.

Penis Turnt by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Hopcrotch 

Jumping around from pussy to pussy. Banging any chick, any time, any place.

I love going to Vegas. So easy to play hopcrotch.

Went to EDC last year. It was a hopcrotch.

Hopcrotch by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Whore S’more 

That gooey amalgam around a dirty whore’s bunghole. Typically a viscous of filth, shit and semen. When her ass cheeks are spread, it gives the appearance of a sticky, melted s’more.

I bent that dirty slut over to hit that ass but had to bail braaaaahhh. The whore s’more was too much.

I need to run wipe out the whore s’more I’ve built up all night turning tricks. Busy night tonight. It’s payday in the Hood.

Whore S’more by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Pickle Milk 

Semen. Cum. Jizz. Rope. Load. Milk. Man milk.

She choked down all my pickle milk.

I just busted pickle milk all over my grandma’s quilt.

Pickle Milk by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018