Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Scat Clawed
When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.
Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
Scat Clawed by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
Cheese Rind
Cheese Rind, simply put, is the outside layer of dirt and grimy filth that forms on a homeless person's body, hair and neither regions throughout the day Most Cheese Rind is accompanied by a ripe, pungent odiferous smell.
Lisa: Let's go sit at the park during lunch today.
Sandy: No thanks. It's full of bums. Last time I was there I gave a dollar to a bum and he hugged me. I smelled of Cheese Rind the rest of the day. couldn't get that smell off.
Sandy: No thanks. It's full of bums. Last time I was there I gave a dollar to a bum and he hugged me. I smelled of Cheese Rind the rest of the day. couldn't get that smell off.
Cheese Rind by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
Ham Nub
A semi-erect penis. May be semi-erect on the way to full on Chub due to sexual arousal or semi-erect in the refractory period post sexual activity returning to a flaccid state.
Roger was known for getting aroused at the gym watching chicks work out. He was always sporting a Ham Nub.
After a round of deep penetrating anal sex with his girlfriend Carla, Frank rolled off of her and laid in bed sporting a Ham Nub until he fell asleep.
After a round of deep penetrating anal sex with his girlfriend Carla, Frank rolled off of her and laid in bed sporting a Ham Nub until he fell asleep.
Ham Nub by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
Ham Scramble
The desperate attempt to tuck your junk back into your pants or under the covers after your mother walks in on you masturbating and giving yourself a hearty wanking.
Frank: Hey brahhhh! Why the long face?
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.
Ham Scramble by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
Chumbly Cheeks
When a female is giving head to two males with girthy, engorged cocks at the same time forcing her facial cheeks to puff out like those on the face of a fat walrus.
Sandy started sucked off her boyfriend in front of his buddy Roger. Roger quickly joined in and before she knew it, she was chocking down two cocks and sporting Chumbly Cheeks.
Chumbly Cheeks by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
Fire Juicing
Explosive diarrhea that burn's like living hell. Pure brown fire water exploding from your rectum. Usually a result of excessing drinking, overeating or irritable bowel syndrome.
Sunday morning's hangover recovery time was only interrupted by the screams of Carl's room mate Roger as he was Fire Juicing to eradicate the prior night's poison .
Fire Juicing by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015