Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Snake Trap
A woman that appears to just be DTF and out for a hook up but has undisclosed alterior motives such as getting pregnant, forcing a relationship or some form of black mail or extortion.
Dan thought he was hooking up with a choice piece of ass that was just DTF. Unfortunately, he got himself into a snake trap. The bitch lied about birth control and he laid seed and got her pregnant. Nows she's after his ass for cash. Poor fucker. All that for a wet noodle.
Snake Trap by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015
No End Wipe
A defecation that renders the ass virtually unable to be 100% fully cleaned. No matter how many wipes you make, using paper or moist wipes, remnant fecal matter is always present. In a No End Wipe situation, you just finally give up and are willing to accept having a semi-clean arse.
Johnny used and entire pack of Cottonelle Moist Wipes on his bum after he had an Assplosion and a No End Wipe.
No End Wipe by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015
Brined
Carla went to the gym and after a heavy workout, came home and brined her boyfriend's leg when she sat on his lap.
Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
Brined by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Hulk Handy
To receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. In the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed cock may appear small.
Roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to troll for large, fat handed women to give him an occasional hulk handy.
Hulk Handy by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Sarasota Happy Hour
The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.
Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.
Sarasota Happy Hour by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
French Onion
When you dive into a gorgeous ass on a hot chick, you know the one that's like an onion and makes ya wanna cry, but you end up encountering a smelly, sweaty, mung bunghole and you have no choice but to retreat.
Joe picked up a hot chick at the bar and took her home for some hot drunken sex. He went down to eat da booty but encountered a French Onion and after gagging asked her to go shower first.
French Onion by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015