Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Cheezyballs
When a dudes balls are ripe with a repugnant, ripe cheese smell. Often due to poor hygiene and sweat.
I went down to give him the best head of his life but gagged on his cheezyballs.
I just scratched my sack and now my fingers reek of cheezyballs.
I just scratched my sack and now my fingers reek of cheezyballs.
Cheezyballs by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017
Honeysuckler
A male or female that requires a flavor enhancer to perform oral sex to mask the bodily taste. Typically chocolate sauce, caramel, whipped cream or other sweetener.
Tonya only sucks dick if she can cover it in Hershey’s. She’s a honeysuckler.
Your mom surprised me last night braaaaaahhh. She inhaled my sweaty balls after slickering them with strawberry sauce. Never knew she was a honeysuckler.
Your mom surprised me last night braaaaaahhh. She inhaled my sweaty balls after slickering them with strawberry sauce. Never knew she was a honeysuckler.
Honeysuckler by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017
Butter Skips
That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.
Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.
All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.
All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.
Butter Skips by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017
Ginger Bender
I was rubbing one out online last night to a hot ginger thot. She turned out to a ginger bender but I didn’t care at that point.
Ginger Bender by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2017
Grandma’s Drapes
That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.
I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.
I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.
Grandma’s Drapes by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2017
Bean Worship
The girls discovered bean worship during their sleepover.
Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
Bean Worship by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
Tender Cutlets
I’m so sore today. I’ve got tender cutlets.
I dicked her good last night. She got them tender cutlets today.
I dicked her good last night. She got them tender cutlets today.
Tender Cutlets by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017