Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Lunch Break Special 

Taking your lunch break at the local park and getting a vigorous hand job from a homeless vagrant while noshing on your PB & J with the crust trimmed.

I’m so full and satisfied from lunch today. Cool. What did you have? The lunch break special down at 5 Points Park.

Lunch Break Special by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Uncle Spooner 

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

Uncle Spooner by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Spumen 

The simultaneous release of both sputum and semen. Typically occurs when one is home sick with a nasty respiratory infection and one tires to make himself feel better by repeatedly masturbating.

I went through 5 boxes of tissues today. Wow. You must have a lot of sputum. No. I had a lot of spumen. My Dick is sore and so is my chest. Nasty!!!

Spumen by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Curtain Pullback 

When the labia is so meaty and dangly that those meat curtains are grasped, one in each hand, and stretched and pulled to the left and right like a set of stage curtains opening the stage for sexual play. The opening act is typically a spirited round of cunnilingus.

Rachel did the old curtain pullback for me last night so I buried my face and nose all up in there for an hour.

Curtain Pullback by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Pink Plumber

A reference to the pink toned penis of a Caucasian male when that’s one’s preference to root out their bodily orifices. The ol’ pink penis.

I took his pink plumber right up my poop chute.

His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.

Pink Plumber by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Popeye Fist 

When you are fisted to the elbow of a partner with abnormally huge forearms.

Thanks to all the time at the gym, my forearms are perfect for going Rachel the ol’ popeye fist. These guns leave her winker gaping.

Popeye Fist by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Yogurt Bowl 

Reference to a good girl that swallows the man yogurt and gives head the proper way to completion. A cum loving slut.

May also simply refer to her hungry, cum guzzling mouth.

Rachel is a yogurt bowl.

I told her to open her yogurt bowl wide cause it was bout to be filled.

Yogurt Bowl by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018