Eastondle's definitions

F.Y.M.G.

Abbrev. for "F**k your mouth good" when describing something you just ate or have eaten.

I just had this juicy steak at the new steakhouse - it was beyond amazing, it was F.Y.M.G.!

by eastondle November 22, 2011

ski slopes

an adjective used to describe a woman or a girl's breasts. The breasts are shaped in a elongated curve resembling that of a ski slope. Very uncommon and very undesirable to many.

That girl at the bar last night had a nasty set of ski slopes - I mean seriously, they should be registered for the winter olympics.

by eastondle September 23, 2009

pantsuit

A person who is being uptight and stiff. Not knowing how to relax oneself.

Stop being a pantsuit, you're stressing me out!

by Eastondle May 17, 2012

J-tits

Adj: Shape of a woman's breast resembling that of the letter J. Long, sloping and curves outward away from the body.

That girl had a set of J-tits that were borderline tribal. I mean I could hang a coat on those things.

by eastondle February 26, 2012

DOBLO

An abbreviation for "Down Blouse." Usually referring to looking down a female's blouse to catch a glimpse of their boobs/bra.

I was walking by and a girl happened to bend over in front of me and I caught some doblo action. Awesome!

by eastondle December 15, 2011

cavity fart

When your stomach is completely empty only to be filled with gas - that out of nowhere wooof that stings your eyes and burns your nose hairs. A hollow empty fart reeking of remains from meals prior.

Seriously, man you need to get yourself checked out, that cavity fart was pure death!

by eastondle September 23, 2009

Manslap

Manslap - when a grown man whines, bitches and moans to a point where you as a man would need to open-hand slap another man. A necessary gesture and action to quickly check a man and put him in his place, undeserving of a typical punch.

I went out with Brad the other night and he was just being annoying...Whining and complaining about nothing so I had to manslap him and check him real quick. He deserved it.

by Eastondle September 2, 2010