by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 25, 2019
A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.
Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 02, 2025
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 01, 2022
It's Norwegian for shut up. Use whenever you're in Norway or around a Norwegian person who won't stop pestering you and being a PEST!
Markus: Jeg er Norsk. Jeg er vacker, jeg er--
(I am Norwegian, I am beautiful, I am--)
Ilaria: HOLD KJEFT, MARKUS!!!!
(SHUT UP, MARKUS!!!!)
(I am Norwegian, I am beautiful, I am--)
Ilaria: HOLD KJEFT, MARKUS!!!!
(SHUT UP, MARKUS!!!!)
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 03, 2018
I just had a divine wind
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover April 27, 2021