Definitions by EasternEuropeanSlavLover

jehovah's witness repellent 

Step 1: Say you worship the devil or are the devil.

Step 2: Those cowards will run away screaming.

*Jehovah's Witness knocks on man's door*
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.

jehovah's witness repellent by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 27, 2022

Normalgeddon 

The opposite of weirdmaggedon

Normalgeddon had replaced Weirdmageddon. Bye Bye BILL

Normalgeddon by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 12, 2022

What would you do for a Klondike bar? 

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 26, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

Something that keeps you from sleeping.

Urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 21, 2021

Italosexual 

turned on by Italians

italosexual

Italosexual by EasternEuropeanSlavLover August 12, 2021

Tatsu 

A badass, hot, sexy samurai lady from Suicide Squad.

Tatsu, aka Katana.

Tatsu by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 8, 2021

Dutch Prince 

A handsome, tall and blonde Dutch man who gives you tulips and will always protect you. Probably named Wilhelm

A dutch prince

Dutch Prince by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 8, 2021