Definitions by East Tennessee
Covid-contour
The art of apllying make-up to your cheek bones so they pop in the most beautiful and vibrant way while wearing your newly required Covid-19 face mask.
Luckily, now I can save time on make-up! I can throw away my lipstick, covid-contour my cheeks, put on my bithchin' face mask and hit the grocery store ready to impress!
Covid-contour by East Tennessee April 14, 2020
Covid-chronicles
Hey dude, check out my covid-chronicles! They're fascinating! I've caught it all on video! I get up...make my breakfast...stare at the wall...make my lunch...roll around on the floor...stare some more...make some supper...twirl in place until I'm dizzy...go to bed...
Covid-chronicles by East Tennessee April 14, 2020
Covlitter
Applying an excessive amount of glitter to everything while 'sheltering in place' during a covid outbreak.
Covlitter by East Tennessee April 14, 2020
Covaddicted
Shit dude...I'm totally covaddicted to racing on this new indoor bike trainer since being put on lockdown!
Covaddicted by East Tennessee April 14, 2020
Covidiom
The use of an idiom (a group of words that are not meant to be taken literally) to describe Covid-19.
Some examples of a covidiom: My neighbor 'stabbed me in the back' and stole my toilet paper.
All of this social distancing is 'hard on the heart.'
Trump amd Pelosi 'are not on the same page.'
I quit the gym 'cold turkey.'
No 'monkey buisness' in person right now...keep it online!
Tiger King and I are 'thick as thieves.'
All of this social distancing is 'hard on the heart.'
Trump amd Pelosi 'are not on the same page.'
I quit the gym 'cold turkey.'
No 'monkey buisness' in person right now...keep it online!
Tiger King and I are 'thick as thieves.'
Covidiom by East Tennessee April 12, 2020