Earl’s dick's definitions

Baaster Beech

Homophone for “Bastard Bitch”. Baaster Beech is a term used on people who are acting very gay in public.”

“Dude your gay, stop being a Baaster Beech.”

by Earl’s dick February 12, 2025

Arkansas Water Bender

When a woman inserts a water hose into her vagina for a prolonged period, then squirts the water out of her vagina into a man’s face.

An example of the Arkansas Water Bender:
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”

by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025

Baas

A term used when you are excited or happy. Can be used in many different situations. This term was first introduced by AJM.

“I just lost my virginity! BAAS BAAS BAAS”

by Earl’s dick February 12, 2025

Muso Mentality

An extremely positive mindset or mentality that allows you to reach your goals or desires. This mental state can only be achieved in the presence of AJM.

“Yo dude, you need to be more positive, and get that Muso Mentality.”

by Earl’s dick February 18, 2025

Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.

Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

Feinery

A feinery is a kinky sex dungeon where disgusting anal sex occurs. Getting brought to the feinery can be a good or bad thing depending on how freaky you are.

“Ayo Hunter, Muso is gonna take you to the Feinery today, be ready.”

by Earl’s dick February 12, 2025

Banana Split

When you are have sex with a woman and you spread her legs, put your dick in her vagina and stick a banana in her ass.

“Omg Rebecca, I heard that you and Chad did a banana split last night, you a fucking freak!”

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025