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A hideous beast of epic proportions. It was enrolled in McCallum high schools class of 2007. Whenever Coonehs appeared people cringed in fear, cried, and prayed to their gods for forgiveness. She was the mascot for a short while which led us to win every football game we played due to the other team being too scared to play.
Oh my god, Coonehs looked at me today and i almost cried!

Coonehs ate a baby yesterday!

Coonehs is in one of my classes! I think i will slit my wrists instead of going.
Coonehs by Eanestrom October 29, 2008
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word invented by Nick Gibson to call jourdan and merisa. Meaning unknown
MJ: Hey biotch!
NG: Hey Coones
coones by G-UNIT March 12, 2005
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Cooness; adj. Means cool, but way cooler than cool, also if u r too lazy to say the "l" in cool.
She is completely cooness.
cooness by KillerKatAttacks February 10, 2008

coonesian 

Noun- A African American who identifies with the 'Make America Great Again' (MAGA) movement, often expressing strong support for its ideals and policies. This individual may exhibit behaviors and attitudes reminiscent of a popular caricatures known as Uncle Ruckus from the animated series 'The Boondocks,' which satirizes certain cultural and social dynamics. Their speech and actions may reflect a blend of political enthusiasm and controversial views, often engaging in discussions that resonate with the values and sentiments associated with the MAGA movement.
What i hear anytime a Coonesian with on of them hats opens their mouth.
coonesian by DjOnyx February 11, 2025
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