EVan's definitions

japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

by Evan February 20, 2005

Jigga J-Rotz

A crazy fella who loves to rap and write crazy music while dancing all over the place

Usually a gangsterish caucasion male who has a ginormous 'fro

Jon Rotzenburg is an example of a Jigga J-Rotz

by Evan April 2, 2005

Badassive

When you are a badass and you're massive

OMG, Evan is so Badassive!!

by Evan June 23, 2006

hyp

somebody staring at you, hyponotized

damn that women was hyp

by Evan February 15, 2005

agent orange

alias of rapper Cage from the Smut Peddlers

Dick Starbuck and Agent Orange, Porno detectives

by Evan August 14, 2003

Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!

by Evan January 4, 2005

chicker nugges

The five-piece chicken nuggets meal from Wendy's.

My favorite meal at Wendy's is the chicker nugges!

by Evan February 29, 2004