EVan's definitions

guilt trip

when someone uses sneaky language in an attempt to make good with you.
to backstab, blackmail, extort.

"I know this cell phone was my idea but I can't pay you till next week!, dont you remember that dinner i payed for last week? "

by Evan January 4, 2005

b-sak

another, cleaner (less foul) way to say ballsack, incase you happen to be around family, the elderly, or small kiddies

Dude way to go..you hit that girl on the ass,and she thought it was me..so she hit me in the b-sak

by evan April 15, 2008

HEU

Dicks who go on strike even though they make way too much money,

Fuck those idiot hospital workers went on strike again because the government doesn't wipe their ass.

by Evan April 30, 2004

incompentent

It is a word meaning not compentent.

Fuck you Justin. You incompentent.

by Evan October 30, 2004

minitruck mullet

a mullet that is fairly long, and worn down in front, looks awesome and is 1 of the episodes traveled thru, before the destination of an ultimullet is reached.
see also ultimullet}, mllatino, camaro mullet, and www.mullets-galore.com

"that dudes minitruck mullet looks sick"
"ya, give it time, and he'll have a camaro mullet."

by evan August 1, 2004

Whozzawhanow

Contraction of who , what , and now . Generally used as a reponse to something you didn't quite understand.

"Hey! Wanna got to the *mumblemumble*?"

"Whozzawhanow?"

by Evan August 5, 2003

japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

by Evan February 20, 2005