8 definitions by EVIL PENIS

Cock mackrel

noun; The cock mackrel is one who constantly changes their conviction to suit their present situation. One who changes their opinion to suit what is currently the majority's belief. A hypocrite. Related to the mackrel's behavior of schooling(in reality a cock mackrel is a small mackrel).

Those congressmen are such cock mackrels!

by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004

Shenikosen

Noun; 1) A massive spliff formed by joining opposing vertical edges of two rolling papers. ORIGIN: Shenikosen is japanese for "Grand Combination"

There must be a Henry in that Shenikosen.

by EVIL PENIS February 28, 2005

blazow

Noun; 1)The noise of a discharging gun. 2)To be intoxicated

Da gat was like BLAZOW DAT-DAT!!!!

by EVIL PENIS February 28, 2005

chumley

Noun 1)A fat obnoxious walrus like idiot who shows up univited to gatherings and needs to bathe and read a book 2) a fat blowhard. 3) The sexual act of a man sticking his testes into a body of water while his partner blows bubbles in the water

Great! The Chumleys are here! Road trip to Denys!

by EVIL PENIS February 28, 2005

Evil Penis

Proper Noun: An Unholy 50' tall penis covered in hellfire from the 665th Plane of eternal torment. It is said that he lives in New Britain CT.

There can only be one EVIL PENIS!!!

by EVIL PENIS February 28, 2005

Homolord

The homolord is the fictional king of all homosexuals in the universe. He who holds the tripple h hammer is said to be the Homolord.

I think Fred Durst might be the Homolord

by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004

tripple h hammer

Tripple H hammer ,Noun. The tripple H hammer is an acronym for "Holy Homo Hammer", which is the fictional Hammer/scepter held by the Homolord(see Homolord). It represents all things homosexual.

That green Honda in Fast and the Furious is gay as the Tripple H Hammer.

by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004