Definitions by ESBirdnerd

Joe Biden

46th President that kicked Donald Trump's ass, and is removing basically everything Trump did. He was the former vice president for Barack Obama, and he chose Kamala Harris as vice president, making her the highest female in power in America, and chose openly gay Pete Buttigieg as secretary of transportation, and Chuck Schumer as head of the senate. His wife is named Jill Biden, and is a Doctor who helped with creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

Joe Biden won the election! WooHoo!

Joe Biden by ESBirdnerd January 25, 2021

The holy four 

The holy four is a group of gaming YouTubers, considered to be the best.
DanTDM, JackSepticEye, Markiplier, And PewDiePie.
According to others, there are more than four, including Ninja, Dream, KSI, Mr. Beast, PopularMMOs, PrestonPlays, LazarBeam, and TechnoBlade.

The holy four are the best gaming YouTubers in the world.

The holy four by ESBirdnerd January 3, 2021

Age is just a number

Luigi: Mario, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t have sex with her!
Mario: Oh yeah, why not?
Luigi: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Mario: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Luigi!
Luigi: Oh you know what else is a number?
Mario: What?
Luigi: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Mario said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for being a sex offender.

Age is just a number by ESBirdnerd January 3, 2021

Spoo 

Something cute, small, crazy, smart, weird, good looking, and funny.

My dog is a spoo, and so is my girlfriend.

Spoo by ESBirdnerd January 3, 2021

Dogs vs cats 

Why is this a debate?

Dogs- cuter, smarter, friendlier, sweeter, more energetic, more playful, easier to train, more unique looking, smells cancer, helps people.

Cats- Poops in box, lives longer, kills pests.

Winner- Dogs

Dogs vs cats. Dogs are better

Dogs vs cats by ESBirdnerd December 5, 2020

Doctor Octopus 

Probably the coolest supervillain. He has a good side, and badass arms.

Doctor Octopus is so fucking cool

Doctor Octopus by ESBirdnerd December 5, 2020

2020

The death of humans.

2020- The history books have a different section for each week.

2020 by ESBirdnerd December 5, 2020