ERIC's definitions

house of the dead

1. The best arcade shooting game of its time. Known for retarded research workers that can't run even when their lives depend on it, and bad voice acting. However, this game does not revolve around the cutscenes (most can be skipped anyway).

2. An incredibly crappy movie that I walked out on.

Time Crisis 3? I don't think so. House of the Dead is right over here.

by Eric July 31, 2004

Rectal Crevice

When a person's rectum is molested so much their anus resembles a crevice.

Fred's rectal is so wide from anal intercourse that having sex with him is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Eric April 7, 2005

I'm Coming!

Phrase shouted at climax of sex.

I'm Comming!!

by Eric March 21, 2003

gored

1) The act of being 'run-through by a cow or any other 'horned' animal.
2) The act of speaking to Al Gore for long periods of time without dying of hearing the florida elections over and over.

1) Ow he got run-through by that cow.
2) AHHH IT'S AL GORE!! RUN AWAY Or BE GORED

by Eric January 23, 2004

P Diddy

A man no better then the group Mini Vanilli that "lives off of" and copies everyone elses music because he cant write his own.

Person 1: Dude you hear P Diddy's new song?

Person 2: Whos song?

by Eric July 21, 2005

Iron Maiden

the best metal band ever, in less then six months i have obtained 9 of there albums, anyone who doesnt like this band i will personally come out hunt down and shove into an iron maiden, whilst playing iron maiden the whole time.

iron maiden is the best
and there best song is...well there is no single best song, but im listining to the trooper right now.

UP THE IRONS!!!!!!

by eric December 17, 2003

boingizim

Nice boobs on a hot chick.

Yo that girl's got Boingizim!

by Eric April 17, 2004