New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

by Eric January 02, 2004

lacrosse

What real men do during Baseball season.

Lacrosse is 10x > than baseball

by Eric February 12, 2005

hot blonde

blonde: hottest type of girl on earth

whoa shes blonde, check out that ass pussy and those tits! the most perfect type of girl alive!

by eric September 26, 2004

Derapodoop

Derapodoop, smelly vile poop

My god.. that derapodoop smells

by Eric January 02, 2005

luncharow

Lucharow is a shorter, faster, and more effective way to converse about lunch tommarow.

Dude 1: Hey man, can I have one of those sandwiches?

Dude 2: No man, those are for luncharow

by Eric July 06, 2005

lowkey lit

Someone acting innocent and clean on the outside but secretly a crazy bitch in the inside

Tim: "Yo I saw sarah yesterday at the club on some crazy shit".

John: "But she's so quiet and innocent bro".

Tim: "Nah bro bitch is lowkey lit yo"

by eric April 15, 2016

X-Box

what N00bs and morons call microsoft's console which is really called the Xbox.

For the last time noob, it's Xbox! there's no freaking hyphen!

by Eric December 08, 2004