by eminem December 26, 2004

(n.)
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.
2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.
2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.
1.Wow with all that cum on your face reminds me of Special John.
2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.
2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.
by Eminem October 7, 2004

by eminem February 18, 2003

to make yourself available to be shot craploads of times for no reason other than being a stupid porch monkey
by Eminem March 22, 2005

by EMINEM December 7, 2013
