EMINEM's definitions

tek-9

Popular machine pistol among thugs; see tek.

by eminem November 6, 2003

Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

by Eminem October 14, 2003

lab

dr. dre's studio(like r.kelly's kitchen)

i've been in the lab with a pen and a pad tryin to get this damn lael off

by eminem August 29, 2003

Brittany Murphy

creepy bitch who thinks Ashton kutcher still loves her.

Brittany: "I love Ashton! and he loves me!"
Ashton:" I don't love her we are sort of friends"

by Eminem July 12, 2003

Fugee naps

Literally, refugee naps. Refers to extremely bad "naps," as in "nappy hair," a derogatory term for African-American hair. (Derived from nap, as in, the relative fuzziness of a paint-roller or carpeting.)

Jason: "Go tell Ms. Page, 'Nice fugee naps.'"
Karl: "Okay."

(Karl is subsequently suspended from school.)

by Eminem June 12, 2003

hoosegow

n. jail or prison

No time for the piggies or the hoosegow.

by Eminem June 12, 2003

D-town

Detroit, Michigan
We're going to kill you

I am from Detroit.

by Eminem May 16, 2003