Definitions by ELVIS

stanley steamer 

When a guy named Stanley takes a big shit in the middle of your living room rug.

Oh,Oh...dammit Stanley you're never drinking here again!!

That is just uncalled for.

stanley steamer by Elvis May 8, 2004

plastic cow 

slang term for the small containers of cream or half-n-half that usually accompany a coffee or similar hot drink at a restaurant.

I needed to drain three plastic cows to get the right color for my coffee.

plastic cow by Elvis March 15, 2004

spawn 12 archimonde 

Best damn command in a RP game on Warcraft 3.

n00b: spawn 12 footman
V3tt: omg!!!!
V3tt: spawn 12 archimonde!

spawn 12 archimonde by Elvis February 22, 2004

blazin squad 

a group of adolescent males who like to talk improper english and tap themselves vigorously in the chest whilst looking mean and moody. also all have plastic bedsheets

look at wee sid, he's so blazin squad

blazin squad by elvis January 29, 2004

Douche 

How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.

Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.

Douche by elvis December 8, 2003

roastify 

To utterly dominate someone in some form of head-to-head combat, usually used in the context of fighting games. see also own3d

You suck! You totally let that guy roastify you!

roastify by Elvis November 10, 2003

cranktacular 

adj. so beautiful that it inspires furious masturbation. usually used to describe a woman.

That chick's ass is so cranktacular.

cranktacular by Elvis November 10, 2003