Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.
My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!
by EDKirk January 20, 2011
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Chillicothe Cannon Ball

When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly
I was feeling a little adventurous so I had my girlfriend give me a Chillicothe Cannon Ball
by EDKirk April 04, 2012
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Party-fuck

Verb- A synonym for gangbang.
I'm going to get three of my best friends and party-fuck you like a sophomore at a private school.
by EDKirk November 27, 2011
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Booty

When used as an adjective, it means something undesirable, sketchy, or untrue. Completely interchangeable with bullshit.
She said you were her first? That's booty.

What a load of booty.

This place is booty, let's go choke ourselves in the shower.
by EDKirk January 20, 2011
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GESARA/NESARA

Originally referred to the National Economic Security And Recovery Act, which was a proposed economic reform that never gained any traction.

Now it is a conspiracy theory being pushed by a cultist and believed by QAnon-adjacent morons. It's usually referred to as NESARA/GESARA and the G stands for Global because they think there's a one world government or some shit.

Statistically speaking, if you know someone who believes the NESARA/GESARA conspiracy, that person is most likely the stupidest person you've ever met.
"Did you hear that Donald Trump is still president and that he will enact the GESARA/NESARA to save us from economic ruin?"

"Mom, grandpa is talking about conspiracy theories again, I think he's sundowning!"
by EDKirk June 14, 2023
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fammoly

An attempt at cleverness (the word ammo haphazardly shoved into the word family). Bootlickers use this term to refer to their fellow bootlickers. People who use this term have an IQ that is measured in fractions
Grandma isn't looking so good. Better call the fammoly to take her out back and shoot her
by EDKirk September 17, 2020
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Hillbilly pencil holder

The buttcrack. You can keep your pencils there, if you flex.
I bent over to pick up the pencil I dropped, but my friend stuck his pencil in my crack and yelled "hillbilly pencil holder!"
by EDKirk June 01, 2011
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