ED's definitions

liberal

Someone who says they support free speech. On the left wing of the political airplane. They hate the military and long to see America humiliated. They like to kill babies. Most Democrats are liberals. Many are treehuggers. They oppose George W. Bush and his actions because they are a bunch of whiners. They complain about everything that conservatives say that hurts their feelings. Most blacks are liberal.

Never show a liberal graciousness. If you offer him/her an olive branch, they will smack you with it while simultaneously hugging the tree.

by Ed April 3, 2005

Man gash

The hairy part between your ball sack and ass hole.

Ben has a sweaty man gash!
I shaved my man gash....
I had my man gash pierced!

by Ed November 20, 2004

c++

A mid-level programming language with enough versitility to allow a programmer to design a video game with fully sentient AI (Artificial Intelligence), insane graphics, and the ability to verbally communicate with non-player characters.

UGS Inc. used C++ along with 3dsMax6 to create Tale of Magi: Divided World.

by Ed November 6, 2003

Northern Virginia

Northern Virgina: a place where most new-money-yankees gather to ruin the image and gentile traditions of Virginia. Most of these people are cocky, from the north, where gel, and live in new surbanite-developments with little class or culture. Fairfax county wishes it had the old virginia estates and homes of the West End of Richmond points: (1) The elitist of Southern Virginia are well-bred, more classy, have just as much money, and love their state more than NOVANS. For the most part, Northern Virginia is disgracing the rich traditions of Virginia, even if it does have lots of money it has no class. In addition, is very wealthy city Richmond. In conclusion, Northern Virginia belongs with the state of Maryland for two reasons: (1) It's people and ideals are not Viriginian, per say. (2) Lots of these people are not native Virginians, instead; they are outsiders who become cocky by making money in Washington D.C. So Northern Virginia, please do the rest of the state a favor, and become part of Maryland. Northern Virginia you're money will not be missed because you have no class. Long-live Richmond and the tidewater for her valor, glory, history, and honor.

Gel Head from NOVA: Hey, youuz guyz, my dad just made a million off some high tech invention.
Gel Head # 2 from NOVA: Thats sweet maybe we can go put that money into your new HONDA CIVIC rolling on shitty ass rims.

by Ed November 14, 2004

DAP

Digital Audio Player. Useually a handheld, electronic device used for playback of a variety of audio codecs. Other features that are being implemented are: color screen, photo rendering, mpg4 video playback, FM radio and voice/radio/line-in recording to name a few.

Most iPod users don't know they own a DAP.

by Ed June 27, 2005

pinko

A communist. It's origins stem from the Communist's use of red flags. Used mostly by hicks.

"You pinko faggots better get the hell offa my lawn!"

by Ed January 7, 2003

playstation2

A decent console that is stupidly mocked and ridiculed by Xbox and Gamecube fanboys.

The Ps2 is pretty good.

by Ed April 5, 2005