transit sex

transient sex performed by transvestites .

( Frequently enacted in the back of a

Ford Transit van ) .

Where are they ? .

Their all coming in the back of the van ! -

Is that transit sex then ? .

by E - FUMBLER January 24, 2009

ping pong merrily on high .

Comotose trance like state, induced by involuntarily watching a non-descript unidentifiable table tennis match or similar dire trash , on a long haul economy flight overhead DVD system, prior to falling into the blessed relief of an irreverent coma ; from ,no doubt, over exertion of the brain .....???

Whats this fucking crap their showing now !

- " ping pong merrily on high . "

by E - FUMBLER March 02, 2009

new years peeve

Anything related to the New Year ahead,
including dumb definitions on the subject !

Oh my God !
Party whistles and silly hats heading
this way ! .
That,s a new years peeve - If ever I
saw one ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 01, 2009

xcruci8ting

Prim and proper Film or Pop star faced
with revealing " Soft Porn " images from a dim and distant past - sometimes captured
on old Super8 format ! .

Wow - Is that really Miss Goody Two Shoes !
Yep - Sure is ! .
How xcruci8ting !
Bet she,s squirming now !

by E - FUMBLER January 02, 2009

web shite

crap for sale generally on internet auction
web sites .

What a load of fucking web shite that is ! .

by E - FUMBLER October 27, 2008

twitty twitty chitchat

The ( usually ) superfluous textual

content on a twitter note .

Had a really great day out shopping -

went to A&F in the morning.... guess

who I saw there....

twitty twitty chitchat

by E - FUMBLER December 09, 2008

intoxifuckated

The feeling of dread you still sense when drowning your sorrows in hard liquor , still does,nt erase the pain of the awful realization that your investment
shares have been rendered worthless , by a
mountain of toxic debt .

I feel totally intoxifuckated - these shares are,nt worth the Goddam paper there
printed on ! .

by E - FUMBLER March 23, 2009