Definitions by Dylowned

jock squirter

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut

jock squirter by Dylowned June 23, 2005

plotch 

the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something ...also a substitute for jizzed or cummed

Alex:what would you say if I were black?
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor

plotch by Dylowned June 16, 2005

mom slut 

Someone who has a thing for there friends moms and they always have sex with them then come and talk to their friends about how good there mom was last night

Dylan:holy shit Chad you're such a mom slut what else do you do besides peoples moms?

Chad:Your mom ...she was good last night ...I did the shit out of her

mom slut by Dylowned June 7, 2005

bitch ass hoe

a skanky looking ugly girl thats a bitch

damn that ugly bitch ass hoe is one ugly bitch ass hoe!!!

bitch ass hoe by Dylowned June 7, 2005

family hooker 

when your driving on the street and you see a girl who looks like a prostitute but when you get up close you realise it's your mom or you daughter or your wife and then you get dissapointed and drive away

Mat:damn i thot i saw this hoe but it was really my mom
Dylan: did you pick her up?
Mat:heck yes
Dylan:Fuck Dude thats some jerry springer shit!

family hooker by Dylowned June 7, 2005

mirror balls 

when you are so fat or your balls are so small you have to look in the miror to see them

Dylan:Jesus man you weigh like 300 pounds you must have mirror balls!
Fatty:Wtf are mirror balls??
Dylan:go look on urbandictionary jackass!
Fatty:screw you bitch!

mirror balls by Dylowned June 7, 2005

ass graffiti 

when you have really bad diarhea and you can write stuff on walls with your shit

Dylan:Hey i habe diarhea wanna go do some ass graffiti?
Kyle:Wtf is ass graffiti?
Dylan:fuck you dick slurper
Kyle:screw you anus hair plucker
Dylan:go shove your 1 inch dick up your nose bitch!
Kyle:sure

ass graffiti by Dylowned June 7, 2005