Dylowned's definitions

mom slut

Someone who has a thing for there friends moms and they always have sex with them then come and talk to their friends about how good there mom was last night

Dylan:holy shit Chad you're such a mom slut what else do you do besides peoples moms?

Chad:Your mom ...she was good last night ...I did the shit out of her

by Dylowned June 7, 2005

bitch ass hoe

a skanky looking ugly girl thats a bitch

damn that ugly bitch ass hoe is one ugly bitch ass hoe!!!

by Dylowned June 7, 2005

The Pillsbury Dough Boy Rape

pretty self explanitory...to have sex with someone in there bellybutton with your finger when they dont wanna be poked

The Pillsbury Dough boy Rape is still legal in many countries but it is illegal for wunders to do it

by Dylowned September 25, 2005

indeed

A word used when someone is telling you about their problems and frankly you don't give a fuck

Joe:I forgot to take my dog humper for a walk today
Dylan:indeed

by Dylowned August 26, 2005

family hooker

when your driving on the street and you see a girl who looks like a prostitute but when you get up close you realise it's your mom or you daughter or your wife and then you get dissapointed and drive away

Mat:damn i thot i saw this hoe but it was really my mom
Dylan: did you pick her up?
Mat:heck yes
Dylan:Fuck Dude thats some jerry springer shit!

by Dylowned June 7, 2005

indeed

a word used when someone is telling you about their problems and frankyl you dont give a buffalos ass

Joe:...i just broke up with my long time girlfriend Susie
Dylan:indeed

by Dylowned July 20, 2008

vaginarhea

when a girl has chunky period to the EXTREME! and she has to sit on the toilet to get all that nasty chunkiness outta there and it comes out just like the runs or the squirties or diarhea w/e u wanna call it....for girls its like a ripped up harliqin fetus coming out of there pussy

Kyle:Eww
Dylan:what!?
Kyle:that fat bitch keeps having vaginarhea on my lap
Dylan:what one
Kyle:Cowy
Dylan:by the way i did boomer

by Dylowned December 28, 2005