Dylowned's definitions

mom slut

Someone who has a thing for there friends moms and they always have sex with them then come and talk to their friends about how good there mom was last night

Dylan:holy shit Chad you're such a mom slut what else do you do besides peoples moms?

Chad:Your mom ...she was good last night ...I did the shit out of her

by Dylowned June 7, 2005

plotch

the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something ...also a substitute for jizzed or cummed

Alex:what would you say if I were black?
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor

by Dylowned June 16, 2005

100m hottie

A girl that looks like a babe from far away but when she gets up close you realize shes ugly

Kyle:damn I thought that pimply girl was hott at first...man was I stupid
Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man

by Dylowned August 26, 2005

indeed

A word used when someone is telling you about their problems and frankly you don't give a fuck

Joe:I forgot to take my dog humper for a walk today
Dylan:indeed

by Dylowned August 26, 2005

family hooker

when your driving on the street and you see a girl who looks like a prostitute but when you get up close you realise it's your mom or you daughter or your wife and then you get dissapointed and drive away

Mat:damn i thot i saw this hoe but it was really my mom
Dylan: did you pick her up?
Mat:heck yes
Dylan:Fuck Dude thats some jerry springer shit!

by Dylowned June 7, 2005

mirror balls

when you are so fat or your balls are so small you have to look in the miror to see them

Dylan:Jesus man you weigh like 300 pounds you must have mirror balls!
Fatty:Wtf are mirror balls??
Dylan:go look on urbandictionary jackass!
Fatty:screw you bitch!

by Dylowned June 7, 2005

playing hobo

playing hobo is if your're tired or sore and there's no place to go because you're outside so you just take a little nap or a rest on the streets like a hobo

Man that soccer game was intense and now I have to walk 15 minute back home...I think I'll play hobo for a while

by Dylowned July 3, 2005