interweediary

The person who is smoked out, but is in between two other tokers. Their role is relegated to passing the joint back and forth without partaking, becoming the interweediary.

I was beyond lit last night, but Yeats and Mel would not stop! I was just the interweediary at that point.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 13, 2019

Constitutional memeing

Finding memes, and forwarding them to friends while on the toilet.

After that Taco Bell bender, I did some serious constitutional memeing.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama January 17, 2018

Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016

Emotitease

The act of your SO texting suggestive emoticons, but not following through IRL.

I just got an eggplant + a tongue from my wife, but I know that she will be asleep by the time I get home. She is such an emotitease.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama May 16, 2017

skittle diddle decimal system

The female equivalent of a spank bank.

That pic of Jason Momoa in a loin cloth is filed away in my skittle diddle decimal system.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama February 17, 2020

Homo-nym

A same sex couple with the same first names.

David Smith and David Jones just started dating. They make such a cute homo-nym.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama May 16, 2017

Bluching

The act of blushing whilst belching. Usually in front of someone the blucher is attempting to impress.

I swallowed some air with my drink of beer and bluched right in that hottie's face.

Bluching in the middle of delivering my father's eulogy was one of the more embarrassing things in my life.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 05, 2013