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redneck intermediary 

A person who acts as a go-between when non-rednecks need to interface with rednecks. A redneck intermediary is often sought for car repair for example.
Dude, you don't want to spend $2000 to have your transmission fixed. Find a redneck intermediary and he'll hook you up.

Intermediary 

We do let them vote and 'being parallel to children' literally translates to 'more important than regular people.'
Hym "I mean, you SAY 'intermediary' but you're undoubtedly considered more important in society than low-status men. So, men exist parallel to women and children but men exist on a spectrum. Like this:

(Women) Children (Men)

Women Men

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Men
So in parentheses we have (Women) being more important than Men in the 'male self-sacrifice delusion' and (Men) being more important in 'the guy I'm fucking is better than all of the other men' delusion. But you FEEL intermediary because you want the men you don't want to fuck respect you ask much as YOU THINK they respect THE FAT-COCK YOU DO WANT TO FUCK (Which I don't and if you don't believe me just listen to the Taylor Swift song). So, you want respect that you think someone else is getting and isn't in exchange for respect that you don't actually give to anyone without a fat cock."
Intermediary by Hym Iam December 29, 2023

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026