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Definitions by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama

Kvetching up 

Getting together with a friend you’ve not seen in a while to complain about your lives.
Mel: My divorce is getting uglier, my job is killing me, and I have a bad ankle.

Dylan: I’ll bring over some whiskey. Sounds like we’ve got some kvetching up to do.

skittle diddle decimal system 

That pic of Jason Momoa in a loin cloth is filed away in my skittle diddle decimal system.

interweediary 

The person who is smoked out, but is in between two other tokers. Their role is relegated to passing the joint back and forth without partaking, becoming the interweediary.
I was beyond lit last night, but Yeats and Mel would not stop! I was just the interweediary at that point.

grapes in the tuna 

The act of mashing ones testicles into a female vagina. It provides no sexual satisfaction, but it sure is fun!
Dylan: You hit that?
Jim: She's a little freaky. She just wanted grapes in the tuna, and that was it. I had to finish off when I got home.
To order useless things while high.
I just had a quilted vest with ducks on it delivered. Must be from a THC & QVC night.

Constitutional memeing

Finding memes, and forwarding them to friends while on the toilet.
After that Taco Bell bender, I did some serious constitutional memeing.

High and Seek 

The act of scrambling through your house looking for keys, wallet, and other essentials that were misplaced the previous evening while you were next-level lit.
I was way late for work this morning. I played high and seek for thirty minutes until I finally found my cell phone.