Dwight's definitions

attention whore deficit disorder

attention whore deficit disorder or AWDD as i like to abbrivate it, is a serious disorder that sweeps trough the teenage female community.... it manifests through very hard and lame efforts to get attention, like extreme drama or disorders they really dont have.... however it is treatable with freebase smokeable prozac, or zoloft

her:"im bleeding,im a self cutter"
me:next day, "hey i got some prozac for your cucu problems"
her:"no i just scratched myself, im not a cutter"

by dwight August 5, 2004

ghetto deathmatch

another name for rock paper scissors, except if you play in the ghetto and you lose, you die.

I lost a ghetto deathmatch. If this was the ghetto, id be dead

by Dwight September 6, 2005

orgy

6 people with there shoes off.

"We played footsie and had an orgy."

by Dwight March 13, 2005

throw down

To Mosh/Slamdance/Two-step

Dude you gunnu throw down in the pit tonight?

by Dwight September 6, 2005

matzkin

stank ass trick; BITCH

Dana: im such a stank ass trick (hoe)

by dwight April 2, 2005

buzzard day

The phenomena on March 15th of every year...where in a small town called Hinckley, in Northeastern Ohio, buzzards (turkey vultures) make their annual return to the region. The local residents celebrate this event with an annual pancake breakfast at the local elemantary school alongside information sessions and bird watching activities on the Saturday of that week. These migaritory birds have made this return voyage every year for over 150 years. A possible explanantion for the migration behavior may have been triggered by a massive wild animal hunt in 1818. This event was to eliminate predators from the rural countryside that were preying on livestock. The buzzards have an attraction to decomposing flesh.

Paul Newman's brother Arthur looks like an old vulture that flys back to Hinckley every year on "Buzzard Day."

by Dwight March 19, 2007