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Definitions by Dwayne the glock Johnson

Poop Cube 

The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.
Don’t let mom find the poop cube!

Dr. Jeiger 

Typically the name of chemistry teachers that look like an egg, touch little kids, and are unable to tie their shoes.
Person #1 I heard you lost your virginity?
Person #2 yea Dr. Jeiger told me to come to wrestling practice, Only for me to find out he meant something completely different
When one exclaims that it smells like updog he is attempting to humiliate others in the room who are formerly not aware of the joke by making them say “What’s up dog?”
Person #1: wow it really smells like updog in here
Person #2 what’s up dog?
Whole church: ahahahahahah
Sickest kid at silver creek
Girl: did you see that kid who is dope af today?
Girl #2: yea, that’s EJ
EJ by Dwayne the glock Johnson September 22, 2018