glootfutabitz

When a man has to urinate and deficate at the same time.

This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because some urine may expel too.
Ned had to glootfutabitz, which meant he had to sit down and use the bathroom, which made him feel like a bitch.
by dwayne May 11, 2004
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quarter life crisis

A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.

This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.

This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.
Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.
by dwayne May 12, 2004
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Ass groove

Ass grooves were left from sitting on the coach all day.
by dwayne May 12, 2004
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bitch nigga

A man who does something very punkish, who can't keep his mouth shut when he fucks up.
Did you hear that Kobe Bryant implicated Shaq for affairs when he got busted? What a bitch nigga!
by Dwayne October 02, 2004
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bitches with children

A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"

A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.

Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz
Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.
by Dwayne May 04, 2004
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bitcheswithchildrenitis

A psychological condition resulting from dating to many single mothers with bad ass children. The effects of Bitcheswithchildrenitis are anger, sexual aggrivation, and the sensation of choking the living shit out of the women's annoying cock-blocking child.

Related words: Childroz, Bitches With Children, bastard breeders, Hoes with Childroes, cock-blockers, money depleaters, child-support grabbers, baby-momma, baby-daddy, bitch don't call me no moe,
As a result of being forced to take Cathy's cock-blocking kids out on a date with them. Brad was out $150 dollars, didn't get any coochie, and developed a bad case of Bitcheswithchildrenitis
by Dwayne January 15, 2004
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plunger

The worlds greates invention next to toilet paper. A plumbers worst nightmare.
I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound
by dwayne May 11, 2004
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