The condition of Ed Crankshaft of trying to feed his cat, Pickles. Except Pickles sometimes does not want to be fed. This is also known as 'airplane spoon' due to Ed using the old 'airplane-into-the-hangar' trick on Pickles.
Elmer: Edward, what the heck are you doing?
Ed: I'm trying to feed the cat, but he won't eat. He's just being Crankcatted.
Roger: I've never heard of a cat being fed with a spoon!
Ed: It worked on my daughters, why can't it work for my cat?!
Pickles: (angry) Meow! I'm not having this, Ed, quit doing it!
Ed: I'm trying to feed the cat, but he won't eat. He's just being Crankcatted.
Roger: I've never heard of a cat being fed with a spoon!
Ed: It worked on my daughters, why can't it work for my cat?!
Pickles: (angry) Meow! I'm not having this, Ed, quit doing it!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 06, 2011
A disco dance created by Beatrice Middleton. It was named this because she always wears a blue bathrobe at night. The song most notably played when dancing it is 'Disco Duck' by Rick Dees. Her friends often dance this with her.
Beatrice: ('Disco Duck' has just started playing) Oh no, I feel Blue Beatrice coming on!
Flo: Uh oh, I remember when you used to dance that! Well, at least you used to .
Beatrice: Well, let's his the dance floor. This is gonna go wild!
Mary: (like the Bay City Rollers) B-L-U-E B-E-A-T-R-I-C-E!! Keep on dancin' to the rock and roll. It's a Blue Beatrice night! It's a Blue Beatrice night!
Flo and Beatrice: Mary, are you crazy!? This is going to hit like a hurricane!
Mary: Right on! The Blue Beatrice is going to smash like a wave!
Flo: Uh oh, I remember when you used to dance that! Well, at least you used to .
Beatrice: Well, let's his the dance floor. This is gonna go wild!
Mary: (like the Bay City Rollers) B-L-U-E B-E-A-T-R-I-C-E!! Keep on dancin' to the rock and roll. It's a Blue Beatrice night! It's a Blue Beatrice night!
Flo and Beatrice: Mary, are you crazy!? This is going to hit like a hurricane!
Mary: Right on! The Blue Beatrice is going to smash like a wave!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 26, 2011
A granpa who is as big as a grizzly bear or some other big animal. Often used grankids of former lumberjacks. Especially between Nicholas Riker and Ben Cranston.
Nick: This is kinda crazy. You're like a big grizzly bear!
Ben: You're right. After all, I am your Grizzly Granpa!
Nick: Am I a grizzly bear cub?
Ben: You sure are!
Ben: You're right. After all, I am your Grizzly Granpa!
Nick: Am I a grizzly bear cub?
Ben: You sure are!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 06, 2010
A granpa who is as big as a grizzly bear or some other big animal. Often used grankids of former lumberjacks. Especially between Nicholas Riker and Ben Cranston.
Nick: This is kinda crazy. You're like a big grizzly bear!
Ben: You're right. After all, I am your Grizzly Granpa!
Nick: Am I a grizzly bear cub?
Ben: You sure are!
Ben: You're right. After all, I am your Grizzly Granpa!
Nick: Am I a grizzly bear cub?
Ben: You sure are!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 06, 2010
The condition of having used coco butter and honey lotion. Often given in the form of a massage or beauty treatment. This is most notably seen in Opal Crankshaft, but has also been seen in others, such as her husband, Earl.
Opal: Just look at your hands. They're like a snake.
Earl: Yeah, maybe I need to be honeyhanded.
Opal: Yeah, you should try that lotion we always use. It has honey in it.
Earl: Well, I didn't like it at first. But maybe I should try it again.
Opal: Here, sweetie, I'll honey your hands for you!
Earl: Yeah, maybe I need to be honeyhanded.
Opal: Yeah, you should try that lotion we always use. It has honey in it.
Earl: Well, I didn't like it at first. But maybe I should try it again.
Opal: Here, sweetie, I'll honey your hands for you!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 27, 2010
The act of spending all day with your grandma. Often Mother's Day, or some other special day. The word was coined on May 8, 2011 by Opal Crankshaft and said to her adopted grandson, Bryant.
Opal: (holding up two different color blouses up to Bryant) Which one should I wear? What do you think, purple or pink?
Bryant: Well, the purple looks good on you. Why not wear that? (suddenly realizes today is Mother's Day) Or wait, better yet, keep the robe! Let's get Grannied!!
Opal: Now you're talking. This is a perfect day to get Grannied. Its not every day I get to lounge around in my bathrobe.
Bryant: Yeah, you're right. This is a treat for you. Massages, spa treatments - you name it. Today is a perfect day for it!
Ramona: Hey, but what about me? Remember, honey, you used to have a big crush on me. Whatever happened to that?
Bryant: Hey Ma Garggle, long time no see! This is one of my other grandmas, Opal Crankshaft. (Ramona and Opal shake hands)
Bryant: How's Thorny and Hornet?
Brutus: We're fine. Gladdys couldn't be here. But I came down.
Bryant: Sweet! We go back quite a long way, all the way to 1996.
Brutus: Yeah, we lost touch there for a while. Who's this grandma you're talking about? Its not my mother-in-law, Ramona, is it?
Bryant: No. Brutus Thornapple; Opal Crankshaft. (Brutus and Opal shake hands).
Opal: Its a great day to get Grannied, huh? A couple of new friends that I've never met. One of my favorite grandsons. A great way to stay busy on Mother's Day! Doing nothing but r-e-l-a-x!!
Bryant: Well, the purple looks good on you. Why not wear that? (suddenly realizes today is Mother's Day) Or wait, better yet, keep the robe! Let's get Grannied!!
Opal: Now you're talking. This is a perfect day to get Grannied. Its not every day I get to lounge around in my bathrobe.
Bryant: Yeah, you're right. This is a treat for you. Massages, spa treatments - you name it. Today is a perfect day for it!
Ramona: Hey, but what about me? Remember, honey, you used to have a big crush on me. Whatever happened to that?
Bryant: Hey Ma Garggle, long time no see! This is one of my other grandmas, Opal Crankshaft. (Ramona and Opal shake hands)
Bryant: How's Thorny and Hornet?
Brutus: We're fine. Gladdys couldn't be here. But I came down.
Bryant: Sweet! We go back quite a long way, all the way to 1996.
Brutus: Yeah, we lost touch there for a while. Who's this grandma you're talking about? Its not my mother-in-law, Ramona, is it?
Bryant: No. Brutus Thornapple; Opal Crankshaft. (Brutus and Opal shake hands).
Opal: Its a great day to get Grannied, huh? A couple of new friends that I've never met. One of my favorite grandsons. A great way to stay busy on Mother's Day! Doing nothing but r-e-l-a-x!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder May 09, 2011
A mix of the words 'relax' and 'Opal'. Used for when Opal Crankshaft relaxes on the couch when she's stressed out or seems sick. She once told her grandson, Nelson, she was our of sorts, but he didn't know what she meant.
Opal: I'm all out of sorts today. This is crazy. I think it's time to Opalax.
Myrtle: What do you mean? Opalax? Now, I know about relaxing. I used to be a massage therapist, you know?
Opal: It's a mix of the words 'relax' with my name. I use it when I stretch out on the couch. You know how us old women are!
Myrtle: That's wild. I never heard of it before. In Aiwa Beach, Hawaii where I'm from we never even think of Opalaxing. We do pineapple massage down there.
Opal: (shocked) Pineapple massage? Myrtle, what are you talking about?
Myrtle: Come on, sweetheart. Just try it. It'll relax you more than you ever thought. (takes crushed pineapple and starts rubbing it on Opal)
Opal: Oh yeah, this is creamy. I'm all Opalaxed now!
Myrtle: What do you mean? Opalax? Now, I know about relaxing. I used to be a massage therapist, you know?
Opal: It's a mix of the words 'relax' with my name. I use it when I stretch out on the couch. You know how us old women are!
Myrtle: That's wild. I never heard of it before. In Aiwa Beach, Hawaii where I'm from we never even think of Opalaxing. We do pineapple massage down there.
Opal: (shocked) Pineapple massage? Myrtle, what are you talking about?
Myrtle: Come on, sweetheart. Just try it. It'll relax you more than you ever thought. (takes crushed pineapple and starts rubbing it on Opal)
Opal: Oh yeah, this is creamy. I'm all Opalaxed now!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 08, 2011