Definitions by Dusty's Baby Powder
Blue Beatrice
A disco dance created by Beatrice Middleton. It was named this because she always wears a blue bathrobe at night. The song most notably played when dancing it is 'Disco Duck' by Rick Dees. Her friends often dance this with her.
Beatrice: ('Disco Duck' has just started playing) Oh no, I feel Blue Beatrice coming on!
Flo: Uh oh, I remember when you used to dance that! Well, at least you used to .
Beatrice: Well, let's his the dance floor. This is gonna go wild!
Mary: (like the Bay City Rollers) B-L-U-E B-E-A-T-R-I-C-E!! Keep on dancin' to the rock and roll. It's a Blue Beatrice night! It's a Blue Beatrice night!
Flo and Beatrice: Mary, are you crazy!? This is going to hit like a hurricane!
Mary: Right on! The Blue Beatrice is going to smash like a wave!
Flo: Uh oh, I remember when you used to dance that! Well, at least you used to .
Beatrice: Well, let's his the dance floor. This is gonna go wild!
Mary: (like the Bay City Rollers) B-L-U-E B-E-A-T-R-I-C-E!! Keep on dancin' to the rock and roll. It's a Blue Beatrice night! It's a Blue Beatrice night!
Flo and Beatrice: Mary, are you crazy!? This is going to hit like a hurricane!
Mary: Right on! The Blue Beatrice is going to smash like a wave!
Blue Beatrice by Dusty's Baby Powder January 26, 2011
Sofa Captain
A former US Navy officer who loves watching TV. He often sits with a remote in his hand, patting the sofa as if it were a ship. The most famous Sofa Captain is Captain Earl Pickles, USN Ret.
Earl: Hey Nelson, you want to sit here with your favorite Sofa Captain? I think 'The Flintstones' is on.
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
Sofa Captain by Dusty's Baby Powder January 21, 2011
Romance Rooster
An older man who used to kiss his wife very often when they were dating. But now has lost the pleasure of kissing. One 'Pickles' strip showed Earl and Opal fighting because he no longer kissed her. This was what lead to the Romance Rooster (Pickles July 25, 2004)
Opal: Hey Earl, you never kiss me anymore. I wonder why?
Earl: I guess I forgot how. I used to be a Romance Rooster.
Opal: I know. Those romantic dates we had back in 1945, I miss those to death.
Earl: Well, how about we have one tonight? Maybe, we can bring the Romance Rooster back. Maybe we can get some magic!
Earl: I guess I forgot how. I used to be a Romance Rooster.
Opal: I know. Those romantic dates we had back in 1945, I miss those to death.
Earl: Well, how about we have one tonight? Maybe, we can bring the Romance Rooster back. Maybe we can get some magic!
Romance Rooster by Dusty's Baby Powder January 17, 2011
Honeybodied
The act of drinking hot chocolate mixed with honey. The idea behind this is that the hot cocoa plus the warm honey heats up the body. This is done by Opal Crankshaft in the winter when she's cold. And she also does it to her ex-husband, Earl.
Opal: Hey sweetie, I feel like some coco. You want to get honeybodied?
Ed: What are you talking about? I've never heard of that.
Opal: Well, it works this way: (mixing the coco with the honey) see, they're both hot and the heat warms up the body.
Ralph M.: Hey Ed, what's going on? What's that drink?
Ed: You want some? We're getting honeybodied here.
Ralph D.: Count me in, too. I'm so cold and stiff from that workout I had today. June nearly drove me crazy!
Opal: Well, here y'all. Have some of this stuff. Its guaranteed; you'll be honeybodied in no time!
Ed: What are you talking about? I've never heard of that.
Opal: Well, it works this way: (mixing the coco with the honey) see, they're both hot and the heat warms up the body.
Ralph M.: Hey Ed, what's going on? What's that drink?
Ed: You want some? We're getting honeybodied here.
Ralph D.: Count me in, too. I'm so cold and stiff from that workout I had today. June nearly drove me crazy!
Opal: Well, here y'all. Have some of this stuff. Its guaranteed; you'll be honeybodied in no time!
Honeybodied by Dusty's Baby Powder January 16, 2011
Buster Note
A note written by Buster Hanson, often to Bryant Hollifield. (Buster is Emily Hanson's dog) He tells Emily what he wants to say and then Emily writes it on a Post-It-Note and shows it to Bryant. Buster does this because he is deaf.
Buster: (looking at Emily as if writing a note) Hey buddy, you want to play fetch?
Emily: Hey honey, Buster wrote this. He wants you to play fetch with him.
Bryant: (dictating to Emily what is being said back) I will play fetch with you. Sounds fun!
Buster: Thanks, you're the best friend a dog could have! Woof!!
Emily: Oh, that's sweet. He really loves you.
Bryant: He may be deaf, but his Buster Note was cool!
Emily: Hey honey, Buster wrote this. He wants you to play fetch with him.
Bryant: (dictating to Emily what is being said back) I will play fetch with you. Sounds fun!
Buster: Thanks, you're the best friend a dog could have! Woof!!
Emily: Oh, that's sweet. He really loves you.
Bryant: He may be deaf, but his Buster Note was cool!
Buster Note by Dusty's Baby Powder January 15, 2011
HSL
The system of hand signals used by Emily and Buster Hanson. Buster, as you may know by now, is Emily Hanson's deaf dog. She created this sign language in order to talk to him. It is very fun to use and people like to learn it.
Emily: Boy, Buster is sure learning HSL fast.
Opal: What's HSL? I've never heard of it.
Emily: It's stands for Hanson Sign Language. It's how me and Buster talk.
(Emily slaps her leg) Emily: Hey Buster, come here!
Opal: Wow, he really knows what you're saying.
Buster: (looking at the two women as if they're crazy) Hey, where's my dinner?!
Opal: What's HSL? I've never heard of it.
Emily: It's stands for Hanson Sign Language. It's how me and Buster talk.
(Emily slaps her leg) Emily: Hey Buster, come here!
Opal: Wow, he really knows what you're saying.
Buster: (looking at the two women as if they're crazy) Hey, where's my dinner?!
HSL by Dusty's Baby Powder January 15, 2011
Prune Steak
A steak dish created by Pearl Redhouse. It is made by marinating a steak in prune juice. This gives the steak a very fruity favor, slightly tangy yet sweet.
Pearl: Hey Nelson, you want one of Aunt Pearl's Prune Steaks?
Nelson: Yuck. What's a Prune Steak?
Pearl: You just marinate the steak in prune juice. Trust me honey, you're gonna love it!
Nelson: (Pearl serves the steak; Nelson takes a bite) Sweet! This is awesome Aunt Pearl!
Nelson: Yuck. What's a Prune Steak?
Pearl: You just marinate the steak in prune juice. Trust me honey, you're gonna love it!
Nelson: (Pearl serves the steak; Nelson takes a bite) Sweet! This is awesome Aunt Pearl!
Prune Steak by Dusty's Baby Powder January 7, 2011