clithopper

A promiscuous lesbian.

Kevin was very disappointed: Peggy had turned down his offer of a date.
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."

by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

liver-lifter

An especially large penis.

I always wondered why June had an almost permanent smile on her face, until i discovered Alec had a liver-lifter.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

weapon of mass debation

pornogaphic magazine.

Camilla was away for the weekend, competing in the Horse of the Year show, so Charles asked his butler to nip out to the newsagents and pick up a weapon of mass debation.

by Dunky Oggins December 02, 2003

spunk bucket

A sexually promiscuous woman.

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i was pissing broken glass following some horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.

by Dunky Oggins December 08, 2003

muffin the mule

a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s

we all love muffin, muffin the mule.

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

technicolour yawn

the act of vomiting, or vomit

I did a technicolour yawn after that party on Saturday.

by Dunky Oggins October 24, 2003

Mexican lipstick

Smears of blood around the mouth of a person who has been performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

"Oh daddy, has someone given you a bunch of fives" said a distraught Charles.
"No, it's one's Mexican lipstick" replied Phillip smugly.

by Dunky Oggins June 11, 2006