having the appearence of silver
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.
by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003

I complained to the shops manager when i discovered a piece of chicken amongst my kentucky fried rat.
by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

An exceptionally small penis.
by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

Thatcher faced public derision when she dropped her handbag during the Remembrance Day service and out fell her pocket pleaser.
by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003

to masturbate while replicating the actions and motion of intercourse, for example by thrusting against a rolled-up pillow.
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
