silvery

having the appearence of silver
by the light of the silvery moon...
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
mugGet the silverymug.

Essex girl

A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.
Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.
by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003
mugGet the Essex girlmug.

kentucky fried rat

A spicey fast-food very popular in Korea and Upton Park High Street.
I complained to the shops manager when i discovered a piece of chicken amongst my kentucky fried rat.
by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003
mugGet the kentucky fried ratmug.

weenus

An exceptionally small penis.
I used to think Jammy was right macho until i heard he had a weenus.
by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003
mugGet the weenusmug.

Gravesend sweetmeats

i wouldn't go swimming in there mate, it's full of Gravesend sweetmeats.
by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003
mugGet the Gravesend sweetmeatsmug.

pocket pleaser

A small sex toy (vibrator) used by women.
Thatcher faced public derision when she dropped her handbag during the Remembrance Day service and out fell her pocket pleaser.
by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003
mugGet the pocket pleasermug.

fuck wank

to masturbate while replicating the actions and motion of intercourse, for example by thrusting against a rolled-up pillow.
i saw Thatcher on tv the other day, and had to rush upstairs for a fuck wank.
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
mugGet the fuck wankmug.