spunk bubble

a general term of abuse directed at someone.

You spunk bubble DeFoe, you should have passed the ball not taken a shot!

by Dunky Oggins October 29, 2003

hughie ralph

vomit supposedly the sound made by someone vomitting

i had a dreadful hughie ralph after that cup of tea in the snooker club.

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

rattle bollocks

The vagina

Kevin was very happy: he was just about to stick his bacon bazooka into Britney's rattle bollocks, but then he woke up and was disappointed to find it was just Peggy in bed with him.

by Dunky Oggins December 05, 2003

Penile Dementia

to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.

Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.

by Dunky Oggins November 16, 2003

when the red is over the pink, go for the brown

When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.

Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.

by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

jelly jewellery

Ejaculated semen that covers the face and neck of one's partner.

"What shall i wear for the banquet tonight?" asked Elizabeth.
"How about one's jelly jewellery" replied Phillip, whipping out his bacon bazooka in a trice.

by Dunky Oggins December 24, 2003

Barstool

A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.

Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003