callibisters

The testicles.

One's callibisters is what contains one's bollock yoghurt.

by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004

paisley removal

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.

I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

prize faggots

Large breasts on a woman

Kevin ended up with a black eye when he was caught ogling a girl's prize faggots at the snooker club and her boyfriend gave him a bunch of fives.

by Dunky Oggins December 07, 2003

gob toss

the act of fellatio

june gave me a gob toss while alec was playing with his garden gnomes.

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

Greek sauna

Placing one's partner's head under the duvet after one has broken wind.

"Phillip, you do love to give a Greek sauna don't you" said a gagging Elizabeth.

by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

spunky dunky

A used condom.

John got really cross when he found a spunky dunky by the garages outside his towerblock.

by Dunky Oggins December 09, 2003

spunky dunky

A used condom.

John got really cross when he found a spunky dunky by the garages outside his towerblock. "I bet it's that peanut-packer ambulanceman" he seethed.

by Dunky Oggins December 09, 2003