105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

I complained to the shops manager when i discovered a piece of chicken amongst my kentucky fried rat.

Kevin was very shocked to see several police cars pull up outside Alec's house. "I guess he's been seen interfering with his gnomes again" Kevin surmised.
"Nah" replied John, "The pigs were tipped off that he's been running a knocking shop."

I did a technicolour yawn after that party on Saturday.

Kevin was ecstatic: Britney had just started to perform fellatio on him. Unfortunately she got a taste of his willy wensleydale, and , gagging, stormed off home. Life can be such a bitch sometimes!

you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?

Ali G is a shonker.

by the light of the silvery moon...