cunny-haunted

A male obsessed with sex.

Poor Trevor's suffering from horn colic again, he's cunny-haunted.

by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

bit of the other

British Sexual intercourse

I fancy a bit of the other with Kylie.

by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003

rubberneck

To self-fellate.

Kevin and Stephen stood in admiration, but not total surprise, when they caught Colin rubbernecking.

by Dunky Oggins January 02, 2004

Barstool

A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.

Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

dunky

A condom. (see also funky dunky, spunky dunky).

I am too embarrassed to buy a dunky, i send my dad to get them for me. Unfortunately he always brings back the extra-large size and i can't get the buggers to fit.

by Dunky Oggins December 09, 2003

bearded oyster

vagina

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

shonker

a Tottenham supporter.

Ali G is a shonker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003