jampot

1) the vagina
2) the anus (US Black slang)
"I most certainly fancy a jampot" sighed Jacko lustfully.
Editor's Note: it is uncertain whether this example pertains to definition 1 or definition 2.
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jumble-giblets

One uses one's jumble-giblets to give one's partner some giblet pie.
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rubberneck

To self-fellate.
Kevin and Stephen stood in admiration, but not total surprise, when they caught Colin rubbernecking.
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Barstool

A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.
Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.
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bearded oyster

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!
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shonker

Ali G is a shonker.
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dunky

I am too embarrassed to buy a dunky, i send my dad to get them for me. Unfortunately he always brings back the extra-large size and i can't get the buggers to fit.
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