jampot

1) the vagina
2) the anus (US Black slang)

"I most certainly fancy a jampot" sighed Jacko lustfully.
Editor's Note: it is uncertain whether this example pertains to definition 1 or definition 2.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

jumble-giblets

The penis.

One uses one's jumble-giblets to give one's partner some giblet pie.

by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004

rubberneck

To self-fellate.

Kevin and Stephen stood in admiration, but not total surprise, when they caught Colin rubbernecking.

by Dunky Oggins January 02, 2004

Barstool

A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.

Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

bearded oyster

vagina

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

shonker

a Tottenham supporter.

Ali G is a shonker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

dunky

A condom. (see also funky dunky, spunky dunky).

I am too embarrassed to buy a dunky, i send my dad to get them for me. Unfortunately he always brings back the extra-large size and i can't get the buggers to fit.

by Dunky Oggins December 09, 2003