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Vagitarian

One who solely eats pussy and doesn't have anything to do with cock. May be either male or female.
I'm obsessed with eating pussy, that makes me a vagitarian.
by Dump truck January 22, 2017
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Japanese snow blower

When you are doing a chick doggie style, finale in her vag, then jam an ice cube in her ass after you have pulled out of her forcing her to contract all core muscles at once and she throws your manaise out forcefully - like a snow blower, the Japanese part comes shortly thereafter when she turns around to glare at you for doing that to her.
My girlfriend really pissed me off today.... I'm thinking that I'll give her the old Japanese snow blower tonight to teach her a lesson.
by Dump truck November 4, 2016
mugGet the Japanese snow blowermug.

Nebraska No-No

Sticking a corn cob halfway up your ass and running through the pig sty with your pants around your ankles.
No matter how bored I am, I would never do the Nebraska No-No.
by Dump truck January 6, 2017
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Colombian inquisition

A sexual act where the male has the female in bondage upside down so that her mouth is penis high with a rope tightly binding her lower jaw to her neck, he proceeds to ask her if she's going to vomit while forcing fellatio on her until she pukes all over his hairy beanbag.
The bitch done me wrong so she's getting the old Colombian inquisition tonight.
by Dump truck November 29, 2016
mugGet the Colombian inquisitionmug.

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.
Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!
by Dump truck January 4, 2017
mugGet the Low-mount handshakemug.

Toadie

A girl who socks dick like a bullfrog swallowing a fly.
Every guy dreams of getting head from a toadie.
by Dump truck November 4, 2016
mugGet the Toadiemug.

Mangerines

She was so mad at me she tried to kick me in me mangerines.
by Dump truck November 4, 2016
mugGet the Mangerinesmug.

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