Dump truck 's definitions

Portabenis

An oddly shaped penis where the head is much larger than the shift.

The hooked just had to try to get that portabenis inside her.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Pee-knuckle

A very small penis.

I wouldn't touch that chick with your Pee-knuckle.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Beijing bondage

All that is required is a set of Chinese handcuffs.

How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.

by Dump truck December 6, 2016

Detroit dance party

Sexual act where the male lies down on the floor naked and allows the female(s) to grind a stiletto heel on his nutsack until he busts his nut.

I'm going to the strip club to find some chicks that want to do a Detroit dance party.

by Dump truck December 24, 2016

The 8 Mile smile

The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.

Don't piss me off or I'll give you the 8 Mile smile.

by Dump truck January 2, 2017